GI joe sucked horribly and i wouldn't want a poster from EyeLovePoozy because he is REALLY gay and horribly abusive
^my first 2 thoughts when i entered the thread
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973 Forum Posts by "Crash-and-burn31"
Response to: Bacon Cheeseburger Pizzaburger
Posted July 31st, 2009 in General
Response to: first times smokin weed
Posted July 17th, 2009 in General
my first hit wasn't that enjoyable because the hot smoke caused me to cough and burn the hell out of my throat but I've gotten used to it
Response to: Kill yourself if your a bad person?
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
no because i want to die of old age, not because i'm a bad person
Response to: What in the EFF is this?
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
they look like plain old animal bones to me
Response to: What to do on my last day of school
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
put a whoopee cushion under the chairs of all your teachers
pull a computer out of the wall, throw it across the room and yell 'I HAVE DEFEATED THE MATRIX'
smoke some super duper weed after school with a bud
laughing my fucking ass off
this kid has valiantly been preaching his religious reasons and why sex is bad for the past 12 hours now
i wonder if he even knows what site he's on
you know, this site got it's start from games where you club baby seals to death and save schools from goth kids
what, do you expect to see more of your christian brethren defending you here? seriously?
At 6/2/09 02:02 PM, ngman7 wrote: Fornication is a good way to get a disease.
LMFAO
Response to: I don't fucking want glasses!
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
At 6/3/09 01:14 AM, DiscoveryOne wrote: Get contacts!
theyre only hard the first few times. Afterwards, theyre a breeze to do and can be done with one hand even
this times a million
Response to: What do you want to be known for?
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
At 6/3/09 02:13 AM, Somepurson wrote: Being able to masturbate at the speed of light.
impossible
yu would rip your dick off
i guess after that you can invent the worlds first cyborg dick
Response to: What do you want to be known for?
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
anyone with a newgrounds-related goal needs to seriously reexamine their life
as for me, i'd like to be known for being the first geek ultimate fighter
Response to: Open Discussion- The Bbs
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
the ngbbs is shit always has been always will be thank you and goodnight
Response to: Haha Furry Fail
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
i seriously don't think furries are that bad
they could be doing a lot worse things
Response to: Is newgrounds in your future?
Posted June 3rd, 2009 in General
hopefully someday i can say "no, i never go there"
Response to: If you could sleep with a NGer...
Posted May 18th, 2009 in General
god dam this thread is like one giant circlejerk
Response to: If you could sleep with a NGer...
Posted May 18th, 2009 in General
At 5/18/09 01:03 AM, galatea1 wrote:At 5/18/09 01:00 AM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: I wouldn't want to sleep with a single one of youExcept me.
not
a
single
one
yeah I have to admit that i'd hit you
with a brick
Response to: If you could sleep with a NGer...
Posted May 18th, 2009 in General
I wouldn't want to sleep with a single one of you
not
a
single
one
Response to: Clockwork Orange and milk
Posted May 18th, 2009 in General
Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison!
How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil?
Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!
best quote from the movie imo
Response to: If your Level was your Age...
Posted May 17th, 2009 in General
This thread makes me cringe
also i really don't want to be 7 years younger fuck fuck fuck
Response to: My school caught on fire
Posted May 6th, 2009 in General
At 5/6/09 02:12 AM, SupraAddict wrote: It kind of makes you wonder how safe you are in your own home, knowing that the same mistake could've been made with the (re)construction of your house. By the way, how long do you think it will take for the school to re-open?
it'll probably be closed for a while
and they don't know what to do with all of us in the meantime
by the way to everyone, it's a tech school, so I only go there for half a day, then come back to high school
um that's eleven-million, six-hundred-sixty-six thousand, one-hundred and seventy-ine replies, noobert
Response to: Bedwetting
Posted May 6th, 2009 in General
once in 7th grade I dreamed I was taking a piss in the early morning and when I woke up, lo and behold, a huge pissstain on my bed
good times
Response to: Any Ghouls on Newgrounds?
Posted May 6th, 2009 in General
oh
fallout 3 humor
lololololololololololololololololololol
:hng
Response to: My school caught on fire
Posted May 6th, 2009 in General
At 5/6/09 02:09 AM, Leidolfr wrote:At 5/6/09 01:59 AM, Crash-and-burn31 wrote: http://www.komonews.com/news/local/44411 737.htmMan dont let people know what school ya go to, cmon
man this sucks the fire pretty much obliterated the building that I go to
i'm not going to be going there anymore
at least not for the rest of this year
