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Response to: bacon wrapped in bacon Posted November 3rd, 2012 in General

Fuck you.

Response to: FUCK my life (went to movies) Posted May 7th, 2012 in General

At 5/7/12 06:53 AM, Halberd wrote: everybody staring at me and giving me daggers.
giving me daggers
daggers

Sounds like a good day to me. You even acquired a free new weapon.

Response to: What joints can you crack? Posted May 7th, 2012 in General

I can crack open a bear.

Response to: Female vocalists Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

Actually, Krysta Cameron from Iwrestledabearonce.

They're my favorite band and she's my favorite singer ever.

Plus I'd fuck her if I was drunk enough.

Female vocalists

Response to: Female vocalists Posted July 5th, 2011 in General

Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth has the sexiest voice ever.

Response to: I won a pizza eating contest Posted June 11th, 2011 in General

I ate a five pound hamburger and I won manliness. Fuck wit me.

Response to: Skinny jeans Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

I wear either Altamont or KR3W jeans every day.

I wore these today. I guess you could call them skinny? that term is lame as fuck

Response to: What do you look for in a girl? Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

A FAT ASS.

Response to: Mixed Martial Arts Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

BJJ, Mui Thai, wrestling. It hurts like a bitch to get knocked out. You'd be featherweight.

Response to: Is TehSlapHappy Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

I've thought that ever since I saw him.

Response to: overrated/underra ted mod Posted June 10th, 2011 in General

Poozy is the fucking man, everyone makes him out to be a dick.

Most underrated mod is probably Bahamut.

Response to: favorite frank sinatra song Posted June 8th, 2011 in General

THAT'S LIFE

THAT'S WHAT ALLLLLL THE PEOPLE SAY

RIDIN HIGH IN APRIL, BUT

SHOOOOOOT DOWN IN MAY, THAT'S LIFE.

Response to: Turn your keyboard upside down Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

You're all either neat freaks or disgusting pigs. Fuck all of you.

Response to: The End Is Near Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

Why, what will I do? I'm gonna watch that movie.

Response to: should i start smoking? Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

I started smoking when I was 14 because I wanted something to do with my hands when I wasn't smoking weed. Now that I get to smoke weed every day I've been smoking less and less cigs and hopefully I'll quit cold turkey soon enough.

Tl;dr if you wanna smoke, smoke. Who wants to live to 50 anyway?

Response to: Show your face a.t.m. Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

At 6/7/11 02:11 AM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: Sup Newgrounds ? Its getting a bit cloudy in here

Where's your snapback, fool?

Response to: Drugs Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

At 6/7/11 12:24 AM, sean5892 wrote:
At 6/7/11 12:19 AM, Drugged wrote: I just smoked a bowl and I am on 350mg of DXM. Feels goodman.
10 points to anyone who knows what DXM is without google.

Fellow dexer? <3

Response to: Drugs Posted June 7th, 2011 in General

I just smoked a bowl and I am on 350mg of DXM. Feels goodman.

Response to: Show your face a.t.m. Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

At 6/6/11 11:23 PM, shimmyya wrote:
At 6/6/11 11:09 PM, Drugged wrote: I just took this. Douchebaggy pose, sunburnt as fuck, and kinda high.
did you see the derp face and trip out

I was pointing at the angry faic screamer.

Response to: Show your face a.t.m. Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

I just took this. Douchebaggy pose, sunburnt as fuck, and kinda high.

Show your face a.t.m.

Response to: Turn your keyboard upside down Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

I am tripping balls and felt the need to say you you are all the such an interesting people. Simply.

Response to: Favorite porn star... Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

Sasha Grey and anyone who gets facefucked is hot imo

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted June 6th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

At 6/2/11 03:24 AM, Kogey wrote:
At 6/2/11 02:06 AM, Drugged wrote: Simply, I want a really high quality sig with some hot bitch and some marijuana leaves. It should fit nicely with either the neutral or light aura. Thank you, anyone who actually tries to make this look decent for me.
Here ya go, spent a whole 30 minutes on it

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

Response to: Ur ideal ssoulmate Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

Already found her.

Gorgeous, has the same interests, generally a caring, perfect person.

Response to: Turn your keyboard upside down Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

Wanna know what fell out of mine?

Little bits of dropped weed.

Wanna know what I did with it?

Packed a snap.

Turn your keyboard upside down Posted June 6th, 2011 in General

and shake it.

What came out?

Response to: What do you fear the most? Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

I used to love the ocean, but this Summer I saw someone get bit by a shark and now I refuse to go near the beach.

Sharks and the ocean in general fucking horrify me.

What do you fear the most?

Response to: How do you cope Posted June 5th, 2011 in General

Whenever I get hurt I just go out and get fucked up with my friends and forget everything. I used to self harm but that's fucking stupid and now I'd rather just have fun and enjoy what I do have, rather than dwell on what I have lost.

Response to: Happy Birthday Fagnorokoria Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

Fagnorokia lol

happy birthday man

Response to: Morgan Freeman Posted June 3rd, 2011 in General

Legend living.