At 3/13/13 04:46 PM, Shade wrote:At 3/11/13 04:20 PM, Confucianism wrote:Dungeons and Dragons, or; What I do for several hours every saturday.At 3/11/13 04:09 PM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: So, it would be a bad idea if I played DnD with you. Like I made many, many characters without a penis.What's DnD?
Been a while. Sorry. Personal stuff.
At 2/14/13 09:02 PM, Emma wrote: That's true...
As it stands right now, the majority of members have Batman characters.
So how many people without Batman characters would have a problem with finding a different one?
If that means me, than I don't mind changing. I just need to figure out which new character I would be.
So this is the most random club ever.
i want in.
At 2/12/13 08:32 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Basically:
So I vote for the DC Universe, and new members will just have to find less popular characters as the crew grows. Maybe we should also put it to a vote if someone wants a Marvel character?
I'm still in support for making a separate thread for the Marvel characters if anyone wants to do that. Trouble is, I have no idea how to make the sigs. What we could do is create a sig with our DC character on the left and the Marvel one on the right, and have our profile picture as whatever we want. Fulfills Options 2 and 3 at the same time, kind of.
At 2/12/13 01:23 AM, ZJ wrote:At 2/11/13 10:04 PM, Spretznaz wrote: And I for option 2, as discussed.Same here. We can work this out, I'm sure. Batman seems to exist side by side with other super heroes. Why can we do? It'd suck if Glides or I did the "WE'LL DO EVERYTHING BECAUSE WE'RE ALL-POWERFUL" thing, but I don't think that's happened. Can't we all just get along and get the plot going in a fun way?
I'm up for any of the options. This is my favorite thread on Newgrounds as of right now, and it's cool being weird for a change. Advantages and disadvantages are there for all three options, so whatever you end up agreeing on, I'm in.
Personally i think we're pretty evenly matched. Me and ZJ (and now Spretznaz?) are very strong, but at the same time, we haven't been able to permanently defeat any of you.
For example: I captured Two-Face, who was then freed because he had hostages as leverage. So now me and him are on equal footing again. Me and Marvel caught the Al Ghuls, who soon freed themselves from Arkham.
My personal favorite part of the thread so far was that completely random heroes-and-villains party, that was pretty hysterical. Option 2 would be good in that case, since it was more about zany hijinks than anything else.
As for Option 1, I have no idea what other character I would be, personally. Also, some of the people have stopped posting or switched characters (E-Lord from Lex Luthor to Batman, Spretznaz from Deathstroke to Martian Manhunter). So if we end up choosing that one, we need to figure out which characters are still available and which characters are still around. From a brief once-over of the last couple pages, I saw:
Superman (me), Captain Marvel, Batman, Batgirl, Riddler, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn (no Joker though, weird), Ra's Al Ghul, Talia Al Ghul, Mister Freeze, Martian Manhunter, Two-Face and Catwoman.
Joker, Deadshot, Commissioner Gordon and Plastic Man have stopped posting.
I think we need more people for this thread to be more interesting. That may be where a lot of the complaints are coming from, there's only a few of us around at a time, so naturally the same people end up interacting.
Tons of interesting characters out there, still. I liked having Lex Luthor around, and the temporary Deathstroke-Superman alliance was interesting. But there's also the rest of the Justice League and tons of other DC characters to choose from.
Another weird idea I just thought of: we should start a thread like this one for Marvel characters. Having both worlds to play with would be pretty cool, what do you all think?
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At 2/10/13 04:44 PM, Confucianism wrote: (Some day someones going to complain that what I do is too wriggly. And I'll say, well, what do you bloody expect when the entire bad team is made up of normal chumps (The Al Guls are mortal and need the Lazarus pits to regenerate, and they can't be everywhere) and the good guys have people who are all almost invincible.)
(Well just me and ZJ, but yeah you've got a point there. To counter that, you have your hypnosis scheme, which pure strength isn't enough to stop. Plus it's difficult to figure out where all of you are. I dunno, this thread's pretty new so we'll figure this out eventually.)
At 2/10/13 01:46 PM, Confucianism wrote:At 2/10/13 01:35 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: *strolls to sector 11. Waits for further instructions*(Hahahahaha)
I'm here.
One useful thing about these headsets is that they can be channeled to any frequency.
Including yours.
Dent's taken care of. He's in the courthouse, and I need to nab Isley and maybe even Nigma if I can get him, so someone deliver him to the nearest police station before continuing.
Sector 11, here I come. Don't do anything rash, Isley.
Batman, Marvel, copy. Is anyone there?
At 2/10/13 04:05 AM, ZJ wrote:At 2/10/13 01:27 AM, Spretznaz wrote:Superman at a standstill? I haven't seen something like that in a long time, hehe. Anyway, can you tell me what the hell is going on here? Whatever this place is, it's not Gotham City.Hypnosis and a Mr. Freeze and Ra's al Ghul seems to be the crisis at hand right now.
And Riddler and Poison Ivy and Two-Face...
Wait a minute. No he's not.
*flies through the front door of the courthouse*
Alright, Dent. I'm not in the best of moods right now. You've already killed one person. That's not happening again.
*socks Dent on the left side of his face*
If it hurts, just change personalities.
*ties him up*
Who's next? You wanna see Superman do something, Deathstroke (or Martian Manhunter, which one are you?)
Then you're gonna see a real ticked off Man of Steel.
At 2/9/13 02:05 AM, ZJ wrote:At 2/9/13 12:32 AM, Glides wrote:Captain MarvelSHAZAM!
I'm here. What do you need me to do?
And now Mr. Freeze is back. There's gotta be some way to stop this hypnosis afflicting all these civilians. We're going to have to stick together for this one.
Good to see you, J'onn. This is pretty intense, I'm not exactly sure what to do here.
Catwoman, don't give in to his demands. Do the right thing here and help us.
At 2/8/13 10:34 PM, Shade wrote: *Every screen across Gotham begins to flicker and distort, suddenly the image changes*
Hello Gotham city, I am Ra's Al Ghul and I am currently in control of Arkham Asylum. I have released everyone imprisoned here in the hopes that we may rid Gotham city of it's corruption and filth. I was there when this city was built, and I will be here when it falls, and it will fall tonight!
*The feed cuts and power across Gotham goes out.*
Oh, this is bad. This is very very bad.
*suddenly charged by Riddler's mind controlled minions* Oh this is very bad.
*flies to the nearest rooftop, radios the others*
Batman, Batgirl, Captain Marvel, Plastic Man...Deathstroke. Do you copy? Riddler, Poison Ivy and Ra's Al Ghul have just turned Gotham City into a madhouse. I need every available hero here ASAP.
Hey Catwoman, Harley Quinn, if you're feeling like good girls today, go find Ivy and tell her to stop this nonsense. There's some good in all three of you.
At 2/8/13 07:48 AM, ScarletVelvet wrote: *Feels weird then faints*
What was in that salad? Ohhh.
*sniffs the salad* (pun not intended)
Seems like Isley created a mutant breed of lettuce that naturally secretes a potent sedative. And it's knocked Batgirl out! Damn you and your vegan ways!
(seriously, this thread just got campy as F@#K. Where's Adam West when you need him? Holy Newgrounds, Batman!)
At 2/5/13 08:34 PM, e-lord wrote:At 2/5/13 05:19 PM, Confucianism wrote:
Ra's. This squalor that Arkham offers doesn't suit you.
Siding with Riddler got you into this place. How about you tell me what he's doing, so he doesn't get you in any more trouble?
Damn, another hologram. These folks break out of this place way too much.
On the plus side, I've located Riddler. Let's go get him behind bars.
(Sorry for the long absence, I had to go to a funeral)
At 2/3/13 03:28 PM, ScarletVelvet wrote:
Beyonce and Destiny's child doing the halftime show.
Ugh lame. I can't stand that woman.
I always knew there was a reason why I liked you, Batgirl.
I'll bring some beef bourguignon with ketchup. And some apple pie.
Don't diss.
How we went from pummeling all these villains to throwing them a party, I have no idea. But Beyonce is a bigger threat anyway.
At 2/3/13 12:30 AM, Shade wrote:At 2/3/13 12:02 AM, ZJ wrote:
Super Bowl Party at the Justice League HQ tomorrow. No villains, though. :D
Considering what a good haul we've gone through, I'd say we deserve a good break. Where do you want to have it? Because the Fortress of Solitude is available if you need it.
It's because I'm immortal, isn't it?
Obviously it's because you can't die. That's exactly why we put you in prison. *sarcasm*
Okay, if you bad guys promise to be good and not mess with our stuff, you can come over.
Also, it'd be great if you guys could bring some snacks and drinks over.
Leave that to me. Unless the Flash shows up, in which case he's getting the grub.
When the Guards arrive to deliver my meals they discover a massive chunk of the brick wall missing with a metal spoon ground down to a nub in the middle of the floor.
And right next to that spoon they're gonna find a copy of The Shawshank Redemption. Where the hell is Morgan Free---I mean Lucius Fox when you need him?
At 2/1/13 10:48 PM, e-lord wrote:At 2/1/13 07:46 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Oh come on! What use do these corporate crooks have for this money anyway? I'll put it to good use <3
That doesn't mean you should stoop to their level, Ms. Kyle. You and Isley and Quinzel aren't lunatics like the rest of them. You could be putting your abilities to good use, stopping crooks like the ones you say.
I tazed her. A friend is going to pick her up, send her to prison.
And what have you done with Ivy?!
Well, she's already there. And so are the Al Ghuls. Don't worry Bat, I didn't hurt her. She still deserves that much respect.
*throws a bat-lasso around catwoman*
Maybe next time.
*picks her off and flies her away* I'm sorry to do this, but you're too much of a threat.
Now for Harley Quinn and Deadshot and Riddler.
(Why does Deadshot have a time machine, what's up with that? Nor, you could totally be the new Lex Luthor. That would be hilariously ironic.)
At 2/1/13 10:48 PM, e-lord wrote:At 2/1/13 07:46 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Oh come on! What use do these corporate crooks have for this money anyway? I'll put it to good use <3
That doesn't mean you should stoop to their level, Ms. Kyle. You and Isley and Quinzel aren't lunatics like the rest of them. You could be putting your abilities to good use, stopping crooks like the ones you say.
I tazed her. A friend is going to pick her up, send her to prison.
And what have you done with Ivy?!
Well, she's already there. And so are the Al Ghuls. Don't worry Bat, I didn't hurt her. She still deserves that much respect.
*throws a bat-lasso around catwoman*
Maybe next time.
*picks her off and flies her away* I'm sorry to do this, but you're too much of a threat.
Now for Harley Quinn and Deadshot and Riddler.
(Why does Deadshot have a time machine, what's up with that? Nor, you could totally be the new Lex Luthor. That would be hilariously ironic.)
At 2/1/13 10:48 PM, e-lord wrote:At 2/1/13 07:46 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Oh come on! What use do these corporate crooks have for this money anyway? I'll put it to good use <3
That doesn't mean you should stoop to their level, Ms. Kyle. You and Isley and Quinzel aren't lunatics like the rest of them. You could be putting your abilities to good use, stopping crooks like the ones you say.
I tazed her. A friend is going to pick her up, send her to prison.
And what have you done with Ivy?!
Well, she's already there. And so are the Al Ghuls. Don't worry Bat, I didn't hurt her. She still deserves that much respect.
*throws a bat-lasso around catwoman*
Maybe next time.
*picks her off and flies her away* I'm sorry to do this, but you're too much of a threat.
Now for Harley Quinn and Deadshot and Riddler.
(Why does Deadshot have a time machine, what's up with that? Nor, you could totally be the new Lex Luthor. That would be hilariously ironic.)
At 2/1/13 08:56 AM, mizzjuicyflava wrote:
Stupid batboy!
And where in the hell superman come from???
Trade secret, Isley. The game is pretty much up for you.
Catwoman! You go into the main vault, Ill go into the security system room.
Take her out Batman! I think I need a look at these security tapes.
I got get away from these idiots interrupting our plans.
That isn't possible.
Damn! They are coming!
Game time, everyone. Marvel, restrain The League of Shadows and bring them into police custody. Batman and I will take care of Catwoman and Poison Ivy. Batgirl, see what you can do about locating Riddler.
(wonder what happened to Plastic Man and Deathstroke)
At 1/31/13 09:59 PM, e-lord wrote:At 1/31/13 09:54 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote:
Isley, if you send another one of those things at me, it will meet this one's fate.
Give it up now, and I won't have to kill any more of your weeds.
*restrains Talia Al Ghul with several of the ninjas' sashes* Take care of Ra's Al Ghul, Marvel. Can't fight him due to that Kryptonite sword, but you should have no problem with him.
I am sorry for the rough treatment, Ms. Al Ghul, but I can't afford to have you escape. Keep a good eye on them for me, Marvel.
I'm gonna help Batman with Poison Ivy and Catwoman, and if you need help, just radio me. *hands him one of Luthor's earpieces* Glad he let me keep those.
WEEDS!!??
Don't you dear call my precious plants weeds! Plants are our friends!
Ms. Isley, this is a bit of an overreaction. Surrender yourself immediately and no more of your mutant plants will have to get hurt.
* shoots toxic dandelion darts at you and your suits starts to melt*
* runs into the Gotham National Bank.*
*flies through the nearest manhole after her*
*throws a bat lasso at poison ivy*
A brilliant scientist. She had a great career ahead of her.
And now she's robbing banks.
Gotham never fails to disappoint.
Don't fret about it too much, Batman. Captain Marvel is finishing up the last of the League of Shadows. I'll go after her, you find Catwoman if you can.
I've got your back, my friend.
At 1/31/13 02:00 PM, Silverdust wrote: *Materializes from the shadows behind Ra's al Ghul with a dozen League of Assassins ninjas.*
Hello, father.
At 1/31/13 11:25 AM, ZJ wrote: That might work if he wasn't with me. Your Kryptonite will have no effect on Earth's mightiest mortal. Now, I suggest you do what Supes just said.
Kryptonite? Really? C'mon now, I thought you were better than this.
Cool thing about Kryptonite, though. I have to be close enough to it for it to take effect on me. The actual distance is approximately 10 feet. Even so, I've got a short bit of time before it weakens me completely.
You also forgot about Captain Marvel over there, who has no such effects on you. Usually I wouldn't put someone in harm's way, but this is a special case. So I think I'll wipe out your ninja goons over there while Marvel takes you out.
I do loathe being the bearer of bad news, but the al Ghul's are immortal. Your strength is useless against the shadows. Oh, and it seems you have trapped yourself and your friend down here. I always wondered what color a Kryptonian's bleeds. Luckily, I found the last of your kind; aww... what a disappointing conclusion to such a pitiful race.
Is there a Lazarus Pit around here? That's the only way I see you and your father coming back from this. Besides, we're not here to kill you.
*the dozen ninjas suddenly fall to the ground, unconscious* Think I just broke my own record there. Your move.
*radios Batman* Deathstroke's headed towards the Riddler. Batgirl is also there with him. Don't attack him until Riddler is taken care of, we had a deal. We'll take care of the League of Shadows, you take care of Riddler.
(Switched characters to Talia al Ghul since she is more relevant)
(and Lex Luthor is now Batman. Didn't know you could switch characters.)
At 1/29/13 05:34 PM, Spretznaz wrote:Heard there was trouble brewing in Gotham and decided to help out. Can't let the other heroes have all the fun, now, can I?
Well, Ra's Al Ghul is currently hiding in the sewers, but it shouldn't take us more than a few minutes to locate him. Follow me. *flies through a nearby manhole* Eat your heart out, Ninja Turtles!
And after that, me and Marvel will tear them apart.
You got it. Bet I can fly faster than you. ;)
Then beat me to Ra's Al Ghul. Already a third of the way there. The signals are much stronger down here.
I am and always will be Captain Marvel. Shazam is the catchphrase. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
I'll stick with "truth and justice." The American Way part was added by the media.
At 1/30/13 10:24 PM, Shade wrote:At 1/30/13 12:14 AM, Spretznaz wrote:At 1/29/13 06:43 PM, Glides wrote:You're getting slow, Superman. I already locked Ra's al Ghul in his own hideout in the sewers. Deal with him however you want.
Already headed there, as you very well know. Once I've captured him (with Marvel's help), I'll help you take in Nigma.
Deathstroke, if you think I was stupid enough to have only one way in and out of my lair that could be overrode so easily you were mistaken, gravely so.
More like several, if you ask me. Not a bad job with the explosive entryways, but we're not dealing with ordinary people here are we? *flies right in* Finally good to see you, face to face. If I was you, I'd put my hands up.
Coming, Captain?
Batman, perhaps we could put aside our differences for a few moments to deal with this problem. Should we need it I have back up ready in several locations.
Why would Batman ever work with you? I know enough about your mutual history that it would be an odd decision on his part.
*radios in Luthor* I've got him. Where do you want him?
At 1/29/13 05:34 PM, Spretznaz wrote:At 1/29/13 02:25 PM, ZJ wrote: Shazam!Now even I'm surprised. What on earth is Captain Marvel of all people doing here?
Now, who needs help in ridding this city of its scum?
Haven't seen you in the longest time, Marvel.
Actually, all that bickering with Riddler and Ra's Al Ghul has given me an idea. If they're using their own signals to try and control your androids, why not just reverse the signal so we can see where they're hiding. I'm increasingly convinced that the two are in the same location.
And after that, me and Marvel will tear them apart.
Also, are you Captain Marvel or Shazam? You change your name way too much.
At 1/27/13 05:35 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
*Yawns and sets off a selective EMP, frying the A.I. sequencing system*Now, now. These things took YEARS to make. Do you really think I'd overlook something as basic as EMP resistance?
My advice: don't get clever all of a sudden. You never can know what repercussions your tricks might have.
What are you going to do with those? They won't be much help to us if we can't find anyone.
And no fingerprints on the posters, I was hoping one of his henchmen would slip up.
At 1/25/13 12:15 AM, Spretznaz wrote:At 1/25/13 12:02 AM, Glides wrote: Damn. He clearly expected this, they're coming from different locations. We're going to have to search each one, and maybe find some of his supervillain friends.Just give me the locations of all of them. I know just how to take care of this.
Lessee here, the first one seems to be coming from Gotham Light and Power. Would be a good place to store equipment used for his nefarious plans. Then there's the clock tower, city hall and the police headquarters. Could be at any of those.
At 1/24/13 09:51 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
Found you, Rid-
*spots holographic device on the ground*
Damn, another one. Where the hell are you, Riddler...
Actually, I have an idea. I think I'm going to fly as high as I can go and see if I can detect any of his audio signals and where they're coming from.
*listens for Riddler's signal*
Damn. He clearly expected this, they're coming from different locations. We're going to have to search each one, and maybe find some of his supervillain friends.
Poison Ivy is first priority right now. She's the most dangerous.
At 1/21/13 12:15 AM, Spretznaz wrote:
I was already going to do that, but if that's what you want...In any case, you can do what you want with Ra's al Ghul, I have no qualms with him. However, as I explained to Luthor, I will deal with Riddler as I see fit.
Once I find him, he's being put away, for good this time.
Whatever you're planning with Riddler, it doesn't involve death does it? Because I have a much better idea that I think we'll both agree on when it comes to him.
At 1/20/13 10:42 PM, e-lord wrote:At 1/20/13 10:36 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I owe you one debt, Superman.
Despite your past criminal history, I still can't allow you to die, it wouldn't be right. Help me find and apprehend the rest of these criminals, and you're free of any obligations to me.
Also, it looks like Ra's al Ghul managed to escape when I cut the power. A shame, really. *slams my staff into the ground, creating a small crater*
The bastard left no trace of where he went. He's no fool, I'll give him that.
So where's this nasty little riddle Mr. Nigma has that compulsion to always leave?
*scans around the room with X-ray vision* I was hoping he'd leave something in invisible ink, but no such luck. But it's probably somewhere we'd never expect.
We have similar goals, then. We'll help to destroy each others enemies. You'll be handsomely paid, of course.
Pay Deathstroke however much you want, but if that offer is going to me too, that won't be necessary. Having that menace behind bars for life is payment enough.
And you, Superman? Will you help track down this terrorist?
This man is a menace to innocents everywhere. For right now, I will help you however I can.
Also, due to the events that happened this evening, I'm afraid I have to force you to swear your loyalty to the government. You will report directly to me, and follow my commands. Is this understood?
I won't swear loyalty, but I will report to you for the time being. We have similar goals, and it seems that you're on the side of good for right now. Just understand that if at any time you do something that's more like your old ways, that's going to stop.
But for now, I'll do as you say. I'm going to trust you, but just understand where that ends. But I think a politician such as yourself can understand why you would accept this offer.
Right now, though, I'm going to look for the next riddle. If you've got some way to help out with that ,that would be much appreciated.
At 1/20/13 09:49 PM, Shade wrote:At 1/20/13 03:34 PM, e-lord wrote:
Superman, take the beacon off of Deathstroke. Officers, arrest Ra's al Ghul.
Done and done. A handy concentrated beam of heat vision at the proper temperature should take of that without any negative effects for us. *burns it off of him* We can assist with Ra's Al Ghul if you like, he's a major threat anywhere he is.
Know this Luthor, no matter what you do, no matter where you hide, I will have my revenge for this I have not live six hundred years just to rot in a cell in Arkham Asylum. Nothing can stop Ra's Al Ghul's crusade, NOTHING!
Nothing may stop your crusade, but we can definitely stop you. There's a better solution for the problems at hand than simple terrorism. Killing innocent people is not the solution.
At 1/19/13 08:24 PM, Confucianism wrote:At 1/19/13 08:11 PM, Shade wrote: Now Mr. Nigma I believe we must make haste away from here, I believe that with the current problem of Superman and Plastic Man as well as Deathstroke's backup on the way we might find ourselves imprisoned or facing some rather steep odds.
Actually, it was that beacon that led us right to you. That beacon left a pretty strong signal that we were able to follow quite easily. So the steep odds have increased quite a bit. I would recommend going quietly.
Hmm? But the party hasn't even started. Oh well. I guess this is what happens when people are tardy.
Would you be a dear and cut the ropes to the captives Harley. Thank you ever so much. You can show yourself I presume.
Harley Quin: You heard him Mister Mayor. Fishes need feeding too ya know.
*Adds some pepper to the water tank*
Grubs up boys!
*Hears a splash splash as the captives are plunged into the piranha tank*
Do you want to know what's funny Ra's?
Piranhas don't attack perfectly healthy people. They're rather very docile creatures at heart. Ahahaha.
Finally good to see you in person, Riddler. As for those piranhas, I hope that you're not attached to them, because PETA's gonna be in a hissy fit by the time I'm done with them. The same offer goes to you and Harley Quinn.
(also, we're gonna need a new Batman, ASAP. Especially considering that the group is named after him.)
At 1/18/13 01:08 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote:At 1/18/13 11:37 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Have Harley posted because I'm so Bat at writing role-playing dialogue.What do YOU know about puns, clown?
That's a good point, nobody is better at puns than Mr. Freeze.
ICE to see you, Freeze.
