Well that was short lived.

At 10/23/09 11:33 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: I love you too you complete stranger you!

We all love you so much...

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Error on post, wish there was a preview or edit feature...

I love you too you complete stranger you!

We all love you so much...

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Walk in front of a truck on a highway.

I would make that the last one on your list though.

At 10/23/09 06:35 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: I heard this was the official way to get swine flu, so be careful, why not just try normal masturbation?

So that's how I got Swine Flu... damn.

At 10/23/09 06:36 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: Tom is the one the informed us of his death, without Tom most of us would not know that this man became deceased, having wrote a long paragraph about the dude.

Tom front paged his flash and everything as well.
He simply did it to put some light into the situation at hand here on Newgrounds, and to have a last laugh : WITH Ben.

I corrected my post, didn't read up on it before posting, sorry bout that, good sirs.

Tom is the one the informed us of his death, without Tom most of us would not know that this man became deceased, having wrote a long paragraph about the dude.

Tom front paged his flash and everything as well. The Icons are most likely randomized, in which Tom would not be able to know about the icon of which he was using.

I don't think this was intentional.

Not if you use a condom.

At 10/23/09 06:16 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/23/09 06:14 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 10/23/09 06:08 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Way too soon man. It's seriously not cool.

How ironic.

How is that ironic. Do you know what irony is?

ironic |%u012B%u02C8ränik|
adjective
using or characterized by irony : his mouth curved into an ironic smile.
%u2022 happening in the opposite way to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this : [with clause ] it was ironic that now that everybody had plenty of money for food, they couldn't obtain it because everything was rationed.

At 10/23/09 06:13 PM, brewbeer wrote:

At 10/23/09 06:11 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 10/23/09 06:10 PM, vishnunamboodiripad wrote: have you guys seen the video where they take characters from the bratz movie, and dub a batman voice over them? JUST SEE IT! YOU WILL LOL till your jaw hurys. youtube link here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpHcXbW_u EA

On a scale of 1 to Gay...
With Gay being the most Gay...
That was Gay.

On a scale of Gay to Uber-Gay
With Uber Gay being the most Gay...
That was Uber-Gay.

On a scale of brewbeer to XxRobJohnsonxX...
With XxRobJohnsonxX being the most brewbeer...
That was Brewbeer.

Don't do crack either, crack is wack!

Click here to find out why!

I think of them as just a reward or proof of your efforts.

It would actually be nice to spend them on signatures, avatars, or something though.

At 10/23/09 05:50 PM, 95688kage wrote: fucking shit racecar spelled backwards is racecar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was actually a good one.

Here is one, Take your right foot and while having it lifted up in the air, go around in circles clockwise; Then draw the number 6 in the air with your hand.

What direction is your foot moving in now?

At 10/23/09 05:32 PM, PureCarnage wrote:

At 10/23/09 05:13 PM, Oyajitchi-sama wrote: Heh, guess my little speech there didn't make you feel bad about the joking. Mission Failed.

As soon as I read the word Homosexuality in your speach I had to go think about ham... a lot.

Guess what I am currently eating?

He will be remembered forever by family, friends, newgrounders alike, with his brilliant Flash submissions to Newgrounds that will be cherished by everyone.

Tom has made it so we can have artist's freely post flash submissions for free here on Newgrounds, and Ben has contributed greatly to making Newgrounds that much better of a site.

His great additions to the Newgrounds site will be missed from everyone here on Newgrounds.

At 10/23/09 05:04 PM, PureCarnage wrote: Public masturbation should be legal so I don't have to go hide in the bathroom stall, or in some dark alley.

Thankfully everytime I think about ham, I jizz in my pants.

oops.

Heh, guess my little speech there didn't make you feel bad about the joking. Mission Failed.

I don't particularly know if you are joking, and if you are this isn't really labeled humorous; In fact more people in this world find "pleasure" in grotesque things, and gore.

It isn't labeled as a disease, or anything of that sort, it is just a type of hormonal thing. Like there is people born homosexual, some people are born with this fixation of gore.
It is an extremely hard thing to live with for some people, and can cause great pain for not only yourself, but for others.

If you have this pleasure in gore, try to find the right medication prescribed by your doctor in order to subside the feelings, and make them less pleasurable.

I know a lot of people in my life with this, and would love to tell you that it can be calmed.

I would wish for a troll.

That troll would live under the bridge to my house demanding to impregnate your newborns in order to pass.

This is an ingenious idea, eh?

The Audio Portal is sure to have tons of songs you can download onto your computer and whatnot for a party if you can't find anything from CD's and whatnot, good sir.

AUDIO PORTAL

Sorry but believe it or not, the description you just gave could actually be a whole ton of Flashes here on the site, so I would suggest given a more detailed description, such as picture details, style, etc.

In the future use your Computers "History" feature to back track to the pages you visited on Newgrounds, or favorite your flashes that you seem to particularly like.

That was pretty cool actually.

And for everyone who is wondering if it is a "Screamer," it is nothing like that, it is just what the title says, simply an Awareness Test.

I am a horror movie fanatic, so I could think of endless amounts of horror movies; But for a good movie with an actual decent story to it, and "some" originality and different takes on horror movies of todays age, here are a few you should definitely pick up, if not for the scare, but for the suspense.

In no particular order:

Black Christmas (Original)

The remake is not even a remake in a sense; It is absolutely nothing like the original and ruined most
people from even considering from viewing the original judging on how bad the remake was.

The Last House On The Left (Original)

Personally one of Wes Cravens best; The remake was dreadful, this isn't. The movie had some errors in : it that are quite noticeable, but don't take anything away from the movie.

Don't Look Now

The whole movie isn't scary until.... well just watch and find out.

Eyes Wide Shut

Not really considered a horror movie, but the strangeness of "The scene" might make you have different : views upon sex. Though not necessarily "scary," it is sure something to see for Halloween.

Alice Sweet Alice

Simply makes you think about the ending. What REALLY happened.

Just like lots of horror movie franchises, they suffer the dreadful "Sequels," such as Friday The 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and many other horror movie franchise.

I personally loved the series "SAW" no matter how bad the sequels were, as the suspenseful twist ending always was worth looking forward to, even if it was stretched out too much.

The franchise has now currently spawned video games, merchandise, Halloween Masks, and definitely made a place for itself for the horror genre.
The series years from now, will probably still be going strong, and people will still line up to see it until it dies down.

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

I first learned about Newgrounds in early 1999 when kids ranging in the grades 1st-6th could be involved in a Summer Recreation program; I was one of them involved.

The Summer Rec. program allowed kids at one point to go onto the computers and whatnot at the schools highschool, and of course we became introduced by our friends to play Flash games and watch Flash movies at Newgrounds.

But then we found the "Adult" section... and well it kind of went down hill from there...

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I love how the site features "Medals" to make the games and whatnot more entertaining, making you have a purpose when playing the games and getting rewarded for your efforts.

I also love the store that Newgrounds has; Though I am kind've broke at the moment and only bought one thing, it still makes me keep on the lookout for things that come up, such as hoping for *ahem*, a "Blockhead Condom."

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

For the forums I would love to be able to edit my posts after a certain time limit after posting; You would have the text at the bottom of the post that says, "This post has been edited," or something like that.

A "preview button" of some sorts to actually preview my post before posting it. I have to say I haven't made that many mistakes, or at all... but it would be a pretty neato feature to see in the forums.

A report button on threads and posts. Some threads and posts don't abide by the "Forum Rules," and are clogging up the threads with double posts, and rasist remarks hear and there, and of course tons of other things.
Now I know some people would just keep on reporting threads or posts that they particualarly just don't like or whatever, so this would be hard to do, but maybe setting up something like a privilege or a ban from reporting if the thread or post is not breaking the forum rules, i don't know, just an idea.

Different font? Yeah, nothing really to say about that one.

Lastly, the forums themselves are too dull, with just black, yellow, and grey; Wouldn't it be nice to add different icons for the forums, or different colors and pictures partaining to each individual forum. Like we currently have pictures on the side of the main site, wouldn't it be neato to have different images for each forum topics on the sides of the site?
Also including pictures in the background of the actual forum!

But no! Not just the forums, we could have different images for the whole site for each different category! Machen Sie es verdammt noch mal!!!11

Too much? Eh, maybe... maybe not, you'll never know unless you try.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I don't recall anything that I miss or would love to see back here on Newgrounds.

............

Well that's all I could think of, but I hope you will listen to at least some of them, or all.... it would be nice to change up Newgrounds a bit.

Blockhead Condoms!!!!

At 10/20/09 09:50 PM, HeavyMetalGuy wrote: Yes

I rather enjoyed that post.

People when stressed out with themselves tend to take it out on others, and in turn it may release that anger you have within you, but in reality in just creates more anger... but not always to you.... but to the person you took your frustration out upon.

It is a vicious cycle that keeps on going, and this problem, although can be easily solved, simply can't.

Friday The 13th.

The Playboy industry's sales must be getting awfully low in order to do this for their magazine. I mean I guess this is actually pretty interesting for being the first for the magazine of featuring a cartoon character.

Eh, wonder if Playgirl will show Homer.

Pretty sick stuff bro.

I'll vote.

At 10/20/09 12:11 PM, reviewer2 wrote: I expected this thread to be someone giving away free NG store stuff.

I was disappointed.

Sorry to disappoint you good sir.