Baww, don't ruin the fun poozy :( we just wanted troll...

Feeling a bit STUBborn?

Looks like he... couldn't get the hang of it.

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH

I wouldn't fuck her with a rake... >.> but then I'm gay so my argument is automatically invalid :(

shouldn't this be in the religion foru- wait...

UPDATE-1: Many thanks go out to all of you who have been tossing phone numbers and e-mails my way for Ted's sake. I went up to Hudson/I-71 (Columbus) today, but Ted wasn't there. He is going to be on air tomorrow morning on radio station WNCI. I've left my contact info w/WNCI to call/e-mail me on a way to get your enormous opportunities over to him.

I'm going to give him a Trac phone (w/ample minutes) so that he can return calls to all of you.

Hopefully, in some way I'll get in contact w/him. Peace.

UPDATE-2: To all those who have been writing me (as one of Ted's only means of contact), I have learned that the radio station interviewing him tomorrow (1-5-11) a.m. is going to make him a formal offer. Whether true or not, we'll see.

Hope it works out well for him. That was the whole point of me posting this video. I cannot thank enough everyone who was willing to do their part in offering Ted their helping hand.

Whoever lands him is certainly getting much more than a memorable personality; they're getting a great human being as part of their team.

My best to all.

Straight from the video's OP :D

-not from a trusted source- Scored a 15k contract from an anon source and is scheduled for interviews with several newsgroups such as CNN and FOX. WAY TO GO INTERNET!

It just proves if the internet joins hands and stops masturbating for 10 seconds we can do good things other than donating our quarters to laundromats to clean our socks.

At 1/4/11 04:49 PM, Zackman558 wrote: I agree with everything except sex with voice, cause im a guy, and how does that work?

Just think of the stork for now and I'll tell you when you're 18, son.

holy shi-.... he got that job faster than I finish sex D:

This man made me want to have sex with his voice.

I know there's a thread for videos but this man deserves his own thread and job! SOMEONE HELP HIM GET A JOB!!!

If anyone has any radio/tv connections (since everyone here is thirteen yr old hentai addicts I doubt it but at least I tried) help this man in anyway!

Santa doesn't exist? Oh no...

At 12/27/10 11:20 PM, puddinN64 wrote: I've beaten all of those games and they were all great. I'm really excited for the new one that's coming out on the 3DS. Did you know that it'll have the return of the Frog Suit from Super Mario Bros. 3?

They're making a new one?! FUCKING YES!!! -excitement get!-

At 12/29/10 10:41 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Six hours in Photoshop:

Dude that looks so... REAL! I'm impressed! +1 internets for you!

Fuck the bald spot there's black shit all over your face D:

act sympathetic for gifts. then while in secrecy cry. then enjoy my gifts and fuck the consequences.

1) DSi XL - I don't understand why my parents got me an XL version, now I can't bring it around with me with out it making an inconvenience, going to swap it out for a regular DSi and some cash

2) Golden Sun: Dark Dawn - FUCK YEAH! The only I asked for and I got it, I'm a happy motherfucker :D

3) POO - the card game, fucking awesome game that me and all my friends are playing like it's crack.

4) Axe shower set - Too be honest the body wash is cool but the spray gives me a fucking headache, more cash for me :D

5) Barbeque Sauce - a gag gift from my grandpa since I refuse to eat his steaks and rids w/o it :)

6) 200 bucks - CASH MONEY :D

7) Donkey Kong Country - Love it already, can't stop playing Q.Q

8) Clothes - Me being 6' 6" and 220 lbs it's hard for me to get nice clothes, so I love it.

What I gave -

1) New Super Mario Bros. to dad

2) Free massage to Mom while she's enjoying a vacation in florida for a week

3) 5$ to Grandpa, gag gift, Because he always says I owe him 5 bucks, it was a refridgerator box, then a box the size of an oven then a microwave bove, then subsequent boxes on inch shorter than the last x5 every box was wrapped and taped :3

4) Clothes to mom and brother

5) Perfume to mom

Awesome christmas considering our economic hard times :)

Gave my mom perfume, my dad new super mario bros wii, and myself cataclysm

At 12/23/10 05:38 PM, EpicFail wrote: We just had this thread like a month ago mang.
Anyway, here's my room.
Last thread like 3+ people told me it's a disaster.
I'm a pig.

Sir somebody planted a dildo on your bed.

I'll laugh if it comes out black :3, don't drop this one
Congratulations

At 11/17/10 08:54 PM, San7a wrote: What's Sipknot? Is it anything like Cat Power?

I lol'd till I came :D

n00bt00b gave a really good review of this game, so anyone on the fence about getting this game watch this or play the demo :D LINK >:O

I personally thought that the campaign story (if no spoilers heard) was very gripping and kept me on the edge of my seat. There was fear, adrenaline, action, risk, deciet and doubt with almost every scene, I loved it.

This kid was right to be angry but the airport was right to search him

with known threats being able to enter one of their airplanes, security is getting real tight, they are not looking for money with these searches but safety, if this child is uncomfortable he needs to get the fuck over it, the manner was not truly sexual but more in a way where it is just a quick pat to make sure there are no explosives, drugs, or other banned contraband. This act is truly important to look out for the safety of the passenger himself, the other passengers, the crew, and others.

Dad didn't get rush delivery for an extra dollar, so im wondering when ._.

At 11/14/10 07:14 PM, Zalamel wrote: Was this window on the ground? I mean how the hell do you "drop" a backpack through a window?

However it happened, I'm going to believe you. And say that is absolute bullshit that they would charge you for that.

They had the smart idea to create a wall of windows in a large grid seperated by titanium (I'm guessing) beams that are about 3 in. thick. I hit the lower one with my backpack. The window had what seemed to be metal wiring in it for some unknown reason. Sorry all I should've been more indepth.

At 11/14/10 07:12 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 11/14/10 07:11 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 11/14/10 07:10 PM, Scarface wrote: How did you drop your backpack horizontally into a window?

Lmfaoooooooooo

Are you laughing at me? Please don't. I get that enough at school. And from my parents. And from everyone else on Newgrounds. And from God.

It's ok I love you <3

sexually >.>

I generally move my arm backwards but my forearm loosened, creating a railway per se, and it slid into the window. :/

190$ I owe the school, why?
I broke a window.
How? Hell if I know :/

So I'm outside talking to my friend at school, I drop my backpack like usual. Letting gravity do it's work. Well this time gravity fucks up. My backpack slams through a 2 by 3 foot window and creates a perfect circular hole in it the size of a watermelon. Knowing the school has almost no blind spots I went straight to the principal. I tell him of the incident, he seems calm but distrustful. outside I hear 'He kicked in the window?!' That's when I think to myself "OH FUCK!" I know this principal doesn't use camaras but believes everything he hears. As I leave his office (He told me to speak with him later) All of my friends walk up to me either asking 'wtf did you do?' or saying 'Hey nice job.'

In the end a teacher of mine, bless her heart, attested to it being an accident, now I just have to work off the money with the janitors, who are pretty cool people. In the end I still don't know how it happened

Pre-ordered the collectors edition from gamestop, although I don't understand the uplay thing, anyone care to explain?

At 6/19/10 10:11 PM, king-mario121 wrote: this isnt ment to be posted here... it should be posted in video games

WRONG! Pokemon is also an anime, manga, and toys, etc. go kill yourself nub :p

possible double post here D:!