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Response to: Describe Newgrounds in 4 words. Posted February 26th, 2019 in General

I am still here.

Response to: Is protest an option anymore? Posted February 26th, 2019 in General

At 2/26/19 04:51 PM, T-Dog114 wrote:Hello NG, it's been a while.
So I've been thinking allot about the nature about censorship in America. Especially with Catherine: Full Body. I don't get the desired nature to censor things, I don't fall into any American cults that think they're victims, I personally am white, male, cisgendered, and straight, but I dont think that should in validate my thoughts, or feeling about a game.


Life tip? Completely ignore anyone who says that your opinion doesn't matter because you don't tick their diversity boxes.

Unless the subject is something that is only relevant to those of a certain demographic, one opinion is just as valid as anyone else's.


I don't understand anymore why when I talk about games it gets less traction than far-left "woke" idententarians.


Because victimhood has become a currency that can be spent for attention.


I made a statement about how I will not but Catherine: Full Body, but I want to get it, and I want to play it. Why is the silent majority a thing? I just want it to be different I guess,

TL;DR: Censorship is wrong.


Yep. Authority will always tell people what is and is not acceptable media for them to consume, and people will always find new ways to stick it in their face, See: The Renaissance.


It's been going on for all of human history.

Response to: Donald Trump, 💙 or 💩? Posted February 26th, 2019 in Politics

I wish he'd get off twitter, as it's embarrassing these days to discuss politics as an American in a global community.

It's going to be written in the next generation's history books that the President of the United States of America once threatened another sovereign nation with nuclear war over Twitter.


I was never "Proud to be an American", but holy shit dude, I don't want to be ashamed to be one either.

Response to: Things to do when bored ? Posted August 8th, 2017 in General

Write a letter to your local congressman about a completely inane issue, and write it with utmost sincerity.

Dear Mr. Congressman,

I, a concerned citizen, would like it brought to your attention that the amount of ranch dressing served on salads in this state is much to low. Etc.

Response to: Necrophilia as an ideology Posted July 4th, 2017 in General

At 7/4/17 03:24 PM, dasmania5824 wrote: Are you for or against Necrophilia?

Against

Why?

It's disgusting and unclean.

Do you think Necrophiliacs should have the right to legally marry their partners and inherit one another?

No, a corpse cannot consent to marriage nor can a corpse enter a legally binding contract.

What's your stance on the subject matter and what message would you like to send to the Necrophiliac community?

Y'all are sick fucks. You're mentally ill. Seek help.

Response to: Is racism a mental illness. Posted March 17th, 2017 in Politics

Depends...

If I say I don't like people who look differently from me, do I get medical marijuana?

Response to: historical figures and bad things Posted March 17th, 2017 in General

Idk, man.

Bill Cosby was pretty cool.

Response to: Logged back on after 9 years Posted March 17th, 2017 in General

You didn't miss anything.

Response to: Users that you miss Posted July 14th, 2016 in General

I miss @Shikamarana, @GoryBlizzard, @Gooch, and even @Twilight, he was funny, if a bit of a cunt on the BBS.

Response to: NEWGROUNDS TINYCHAT IS LIVE Posted April 2nd, 2015 in General

At 3/31/15 12:00 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: So how long until this ends up like the popcorn rich dramafest that was Stickam?

I liked stickam.
Remember how Wade always came in and had to have the largest, most annoying red font allowed?
Yeah...
And that mexican guy who waved a knife around and threatened everyone?
And the bottle of Remi Mart- Nevermind.

Response to: isis kill list Posted March 28th, 2015 in General

ISIS is just all bluster and crazy rhetoric. They're extremists and hyper violent scum.

Response to: Say something dirty to above user Posted March 18th, 2015 in General

At 3/18/15 12:35 AM, disdainfulpanda wrote: i want to lick your pole and do you in with a bamboo shoot

I will do things to you that will leave you a hot and quivering mess.
And you'll like every moment of it.

Response to: Highly Sensitive Person Posted March 16th, 2015 in General

Nope.

Response to: You ever have one of those days Posted March 14th, 2015 in General

At 3/13/15 11:40 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: where you just feel intense confusion about who you are and question the past 22 years of your entire life?

Yeah it sucks

I don't know man, I always feel like that, except I question the last 20 years of my life.

I'm currently working as a pizza delivery driver as I struggle my way through college and watching all of my relationships with friends drift away.

Is it all going to be worth it?
Who the fuck am I, really?
I just work, do homework, and sleep... I

I can move mountains Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

I can work a miracle, work a miracle, oh-woah-oh!

Did anyone else find Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction to be incredibly hot, or was it just me?

Response to: "women are superior to men" Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

Bahahahaha

Good try, feminazis

Response to: HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY ZACHARY!!!!! Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

Happy, b-day, man.

Enjoy it, or not, your choice really.

Response to: penis enlargement hypnosis Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

Holy shit, that's pathetic.

Response to: New User Introduction Thread! Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

At 3/6/15 06:26 PM, GrizzlyOne wrote: I'll have two number nine's

A number 9 large

A number 6 with extra dip

A number 7

Two number 45's

One with cheese

and a large frank

I got that reference

Response to: getting sick eating at fast food Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

So, if fast food makes you feel sick, stop eating it?

Personally, I feel sick if I eat fast food, so I stopped unless it's my completely last option.
Used to be able to when I was a kid, but I'm, turning into an old man.

Response to: How Tall is Newgrounds? Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

5'11", 215 lbs

I'm a fat fuck.
Response to: how bad is ebola Posted March 13th, 2015 in General

More people have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died of Ebola.

Wanna hear an ebola joke?
Nevermind, you probably won't get it.

Response to: Businesses using Memes in ads Posted July 17th, 2014 in General

What's worse is when they use the memes incorrectly.

Response to: Cracking knuckles, toes, neck etc. Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

I often crack my neck, knees, fingers, toes, everything really.

Response to: Describe yourself in one word Posted June 10th, 2014 in General

Determined

Response to: We still can't edit our posts?! Posted April 14th, 2014 in General

You guys are cunts.

Last edited by Skwurll 5:31 PM 4-14-2014
Response to: Name the 3 weirdest things you can Posted March 28th, 2014 in General

At 3/28/14 04:39 PM, Satan wrote: /b/ called, they want their shitposts back.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Name the 3 weirdest things you can

Response to: Play time is over. Posted March 28th, 2014 in General

I have to admit, when I logged onto NG this evening, I did not expect to learn how to dismantle a crane.

Thanks, poozy.

Response to: I bought a case of redbull Posted March 12th, 2014 in General

At 3/12/14 07:39 PM, Skwurll wrote: Why?

I want an answer.

Response to: I bought a case of redbull Posted March 12th, 2014 in General

Why?