Tom keeps turning them back on.

So if I set my profile age to 13, no one can bug me with messages?

Sold.

This one is a bop

https://youtu.be/m5_6mhsxJ6Y?si=mfJXDSBTE6ADYJtz

Shit I forgot my password again.

I'll venmo you.

The Boner Collab?

Amazing.

Sounds like you need to download some more RAM.

I like Malachy's idea of allowing sponsored submissions into contests and I vote we take it a step further - allow people to sponsor competing artists vying for the same prize.

My sponsored artist shall be stronger and swifter than yours can ever hope to match, @malachy.

Onwards, my noble (sponsored) steed!

Money gang money gang money gang money gang

My one takeaway from this post is that @JamesLee is a helpful cutie pie.

@the-swain

Time for a bunch of Americans with 0.08% Irish ancestry to get drunk af to celebrate their proud Irish heritage

"Dick Buffet"

I don't think that's a vagina.

I thought they were finished with the fantastic beasts films?

They were not good, with or without Depp.

Being alone on valentine's day is way less embarrassing than giving yourself a hickey.

On the other hand, why tf would they want to work hard?

None of them are saving up to own a house or retire - both goals are out of reach for most of them. Best case scenario is they can work until they die. That's assuming their area of the planet is even habitable when they are in their 60s.

Generation Z is fucked my guy. I say let em be lazy.

I'm fairly sure the extended periods of isolation over the past 2 years have broken a bunch of people.

Meanwhile us introverts have been living the high life.

It's nice that your school is actually assigning fun, young adult books for reading assignments.

When I was in school we were assigned "A Wrinkle in Time" and stuff like that.

Really killed the "joy of reading" in a lot of my classmates before it ever had a chance to develop.

George is going to be a bear when he grows up.

What breed is he?

If it doesn't have a flared base, it can get sucked inside.

Be careful.

Sounds like all of your recent activities are pretty sedentary and ephemeral.

Maybe your mind is craving something that requires more physical participation, like going for a walk. Or perhaps an activity that results in you producing something - like drawing something or making something. So when you are finished, you actually have something to show for it.

As someone who works in a field that produces nothing at the end of the day, I often feel restless and unfulfilled even when I've finished a project or assignment.

It's not the pinnacle time period, but it's way better than most eras of human existence.

I'm not shitting myself to death at 23, for example.

My understanding is that many of those big box stores "let" shoplifters steal items, but keep track of them with security cameras and license plate numbers - until the person steals enough merchandise to reach the monetary limit where the crime transforms from a misdemeanor into a felony. Then they call the cops, and have the person be charged for all the thefts in one go.

Could be an urban legend, but who knows.

60 seconds is quick, and a 400m race is the longest "sprint" event around (some teams even train for the 400m as a "middle distance" event as opposed to a "sprint").

Which means you'll need to focus on both speed (workouts involving short quick bursts to work on leg turnover and top speed) and endurance (longer runs to build up stamina).

But @fro is right - a good start will be a "couch to 5k" training program, since you'll need to learn to be a runner before you can learn how to excel at being a mid-distance runner.

To put things in perspective, I ran all throughout my highschool years and my best 400m time was 52.3. So 60 seconds after a couple days of training would be quite the accomplishment.

Big oof for @zj's Bengals - thought they were going to pull that one out. That penalty at the end sealed the deal.

It has been a struggle loving her ever since.

Before we started dating, my wife mentioned vaguely recalling Newgrounds from when she watched cartoons online as a kid - the only thing she remembered was Salad Fingers.

What a nerd, right?

Narrator: "It would not be a good day. The Bengal players contracted food poisoning from a Chinese restaurant the night before the game, and they didn't have enough healthy players to field a team. After their forfeit, the team was sold to a Southern Oil Baron and renamed the Little Rock Carpetbaggers."

One guy did, but he was arrested shortly after.

That's the other half of the rule.

All "Ph" are now "F"