They both grab their cocks to death.

At 7/30/12 01:17 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

elaborate please

Well, the toes can be very nice to nibble or suckle on, and the soles of a person's foot can feel so smooth to the average person's tongue. Just knowing that the other person is enjoying it will get you excited.

Well, here's the bible in a nutshell.

At 7/29/12 11:51 PM, saqwert wrote:

I was captured and put in the bear exhibit at the zoo for a few months. The women who came to see is the most experience I've ever had with females

They obviously paid big bucks to see the thick chest hairs flying everywhere.

At 7/29/12 11:37 PM, saqwert wrote:

I just came to brag

Women would be coming down to your place to braid those chest hairs.

At 7/29/12 11:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Puffy puffy puff puff.

Suckle on some puffs.

At 7/29/12 11:10 PM, 95wave wrote: could use some work bro, the nipples seem a little too dark, but that's my opinion

The dark nipples come with the hispanic territory.

At 7/29/12 11:07 PM, GhostOfHalloween wrote: do you shave your chest

If you look very closely, you'll see a gigantic bush.

I really don't get the whole 'tits fetish' thing because I don't know the difference between good tits and bad tits.

So someone please tell me if my tits are attractive or not, or i'll never know.

This might just be the new sexiest thread i've ever made.

Go to bed, cock.

At 7/29/12 02:37 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

Do you have to live so relentlessly in such a state of perpetual lameness? Seriously.

Boo hoo, you made me cry.

At 7/29/12 02:28 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: Myownerisadumbfuckwithuglyfeetandamanwithadoublechin

The sole of that foot obviously has some smoothness to it that you could lick with your tongue. The toes themselves look delicate, and sweet to suckle on.

At 7/29/12 02:19 AM, Yert wrote: you have ugly feet

The man tit's counteract this.

At 7/29/12 02:04 AM, tox wrote: It needs at least 2 layers of bacon...

Bacon is surely the man's choice of meal, it could be a good topping.

At 7/29/12 01:25 AM, Shauna wrote: Bleh

Beautiful, and sexy all around.

My beautiful face and body doesn't need a rating. I'm just that sexy.

At 7/29/12 12:11 AM, YenMuffin wrote:

Did you say erotic?

Indeed I did.

At 7/29/12 01:04 AM, Seasons wrote: I sincerely believe that anyone who is unable to pass a grade in the American public school system should be put down on the spot.

Your father would have been hanged, shot, burned, and stabbed like a true dropout.

At 7/29/12 12:01 AM, YenMuffin wrote:

That's not a pizza, yo. It's just a giant cookie.

Hopes destroyed.

No, it's more than that, Don't ruin such a special, erotic moment.

At 7/28/12 11:41 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

It looks so naked...needs more creamcheese and bagel chips. Only then would I scarf it down without shame.

Please, don't make me jizz twice.

At 7/28/12 10:44 PM, Shade wrote: I'll take a dolan.

You don't fuck dolan, dolan fucks you.

At 7/28/12 11:35 PM, JellyTea wrote: Gross.

How dare you? This sexiness is too much to handle, even for myself.

I was held back in kindergarten. I remember back in that day, they told me it was because I was "early".

At 7/28/12 11:33 PM, GoodFang wrote: Does it have cheese?

Yes. Now you can jizz.

So fucking sexy. My two greatest types of food put into one. My pants need changing.

At 7/28/12 09:43 PM, JBK wrote:

Ive never seen a crossdressing man with boobs before.

I've never seen one either, oh gawd, we are like brothers.

Look at her!

At 7/27/12 05:58 PM, Makakaov wrote:

1. Tranny is 80% man. It's just a man with woman looks.

So you're telling me this is 80% man? She even sounds like a woman. This is 10% man at the most. (and that's just because of the penis.)

At 7/28/12 07:06 AM, Tally1989 wrote: Everytime my eyes close..... everything turns black

Lol racist.

At 7/27/12 03:20 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 7/27/12 03:16 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: damn it sevcat i already fapped 3 times today

spelled my name wrong

That's a dude?