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Response to: Re-Blocked in China Posted April 5th, 2009 in NG News

At 4/5/09 07:17 PM, CrowCuervo wrote: I give up...
People really are too stupid too actually READ

welcome to newgrounds

Response to: [ Discussion ] Ng Miniposters Posted April 4th, 2009 in Art

At 4/4/09 10:41 AM, MindChamber wrote: for da lulz

dat ass

Response to: Top entries from 04/03/2009! Posted April 4th, 2009 in P-bot's Postings

At 4/4/09 10:03 AM, xboxbob11 wrote: So IllWill gets a daily award by having Foamy rant about Xbox-Live achievements? What an insult to animation.

Welcome to newgrounds.com my friend

Response to: [ Discussion ] Ng Miniposters Posted April 4th, 2009 in Art

At 4/4/09 08:33 AM, test-object wrote: Wait, Zekey? You're back?

ehhhhhhhhhh not really

just teh bored

teh
Response to: [art] Contest: Ng Miniposters Girl Posted April 4th, 2009 in Art

i havent been to the art forum in ages

a hinga dinga derga doo

[art] Contest: Ng Miniposters Girl

Response to: Re-Blocked in China Posted April 4th, 2009 in NG News

At 4/4/09 05:36 AM, LordHayden wrote:
All these people were very right. I was almost ready to start blasting you too, if this China business was permanent. Okay, I'm not so mad at you anymore.

yes

i'm sure tom would feel quite the burn being insulted by a kid who talks like naruto and records himself howling like a werewolf.

Response to: There Is No Such Things As Things Posted April 4th, 2009 in General

take your hippie mumbo jumbo back that earth-is-flat site

thanks

Response to: It's a Boy! Posted March 28th, 2009 in NG News

At 3/28/09 06:23 PM, ZekeyJr wrote: fuck you, poppa
you fat fuck

i love you too, my boy
i just want to hug you around your filthy neck as tight as i can possibly manage

Response to: It's a Boy! Posted March 28th, 2009 in NG News

yeah kids are great arent they?

Response to: School Attack Story Posted March 26th, 2009 in NG News

At 3/26/09 07:43 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:
Anyone who posts this would scare the shit out of me too.

my eyes

it burns

Response to: How does one become a mod? Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

At 3/24/09 05:32 AM, Andsoitbegins wrote: Why would you even want to be one?

so they can feel important while contributing nothing to the website.

Response to: Sketchbook Tour 2009!! Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

Bluehippo stop being so blue

and hippo-like

its disturbing the children.

Response to: How does one become a mod? Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

At 3/24/09 05:25 AM, RedStripedd wrote: A combination of time, intelligent posting and ass-kissing

the first two are optional.

Response to: Watchmen novel ending *spoilers* Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

Whats this thread even about?

Plenty of people know the ending was changed.

What is?

Why are?

what?

penis
Response to: What's your 360 Gamertag? Posted March 24th, 2009 in General

Its ZookySpunkyLazzard

easy to remember
and easier to spell

i enjoy playing gears of wars 3 and online co-op on fuzion frenzy's campaign mode

Response to: School Attack Story Posted March 24th, 2009 in NG News

At 3/24/09 12:23 AM, Semiman1 wrote:
No, I never met him, it's just that I never knew that some ordinary person at NG would wanna try something that's so atrocious.

You haven't been on the internet very long have you?

Response to: School Attack Story Posted March 24th, 2009 in NG News

At 3/23/09 11:43 PM, Semiman1 wrote: I never thought that sirtom would turn like that.
Sign-Up: 03/22/09

Yes I'm sure you and he were close-knit buddies.

Response to: School Attack Story Posted March 23rd, 2009 in NG News

pathetic wannabe anarchist.

fuck him.

Response to: Wtf Japan. Seriously. Posted March 19th, 2009 in General

Its amazing how similar they are to us.
The reliance on technology.
The perverted social stigmas.
The amount of food made of soybeans.

Response to: Frosted mini wheats commercials Posted March 19th, 2009 in General

I wouldnt mind so much if the mini-wheat characters werent so fucking chipper and bland

they sound like shit eating motivational speakers.

HEY THERE BILLY HAHA YOU ARE SURE GONNA DO WELL IN SCHOOL TODAY REMEMBER TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND THE LORD JESUS CHRIST HELP I AM DISSOLVING IN MILK STOP EATING ME OH GOD

Response to: The biggest losers (of Newgrounds) Posted March 19th, 2009 in General

Tanooki John

Titrotru

for being manchildren that lack the ability to think logically, rationally, or to recognize sarcasm in any way shape or form.

luckily the both of them have gone from cancerous sores on the ass that is the bbs, to but wee little polyps who pop up from time to time.

i also second all who mentioned Gothclaws
also pretty much all of the moderation staff.

Response to: NG users that have made bad choices Posted March 18th, 2009 in General

i killed myself 4 nights ago

yup

NG users that have made bad choices

Response to: Xkcd, Don Quixote? Posted March 17th, 2009 in General

Actually its supposed to be Ralph Bakshi

close enough, though

Response to: Top entries from 03/15/2009! Posted March 16th, 2009 in P-bot's Postings

At 3/16/09 01:02 AM, Jerry-Springer wrote: Man, I was soooo happy to see "MADNESS" win! That series is one of the reasons Steve and I first came to Newgrounds!

I just want to say that you are my favorite newgrounds alt and i still watch your tv show when i have the chance

Response to: Best of February 2009! Posted March 12th, 2009 in NG News

At 3/11/09 06:29 PM, blakemo wrote: A thought occurred, you know how there's a daily and weekly award available for a flash? Well why not make a monthly one too?

Do you have any idea what the subject of this thread is?

Response to: Best of February 2009! Posted March 10th, 2009 in NG News

She stoops down to gather partly shattered men
And knows that when it's over it will start again.
Both the times she smiled it was a portrait of the sun.
She calls herself St. Matthew, when she is on the run.

Best of February 2009!

Response to: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Posted March 7th, 2009 in General

At 3/6/09 07:17 AM, Random-Her03 wrote:
fallon has been on tv for years now, and after all those years the people still think he's not funny

this person is precisely correct

conan was a writer on a few tv shows whom by some random chance got to be a tv show host

jimmy fallon is a "comedian" who's been doing his "unique" brand of "comedy" for years and a few failed movies.

Response to: Xbox Awards, Overlooked Gems Posted March 4th, 2009 in NG News

castle crashers?

more like.....

Asshole Smashers

HAHAHA

i made meself sad :c

Response to: An explosion of stuff! Posted March 2nd, 2009 in NG News

At 3/2/09 04:35 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: Thomas and his mother owe me an explanation for leaving me on the front door step of Jeffery Dalhmer all those years ago. He was a shitty host and his food tasted like dog shit

hey at least he fed you
ungrateful

Response to: An explosion of stuff! Posted March 1st, 2009 in NG News

you have a very pretty sig, Rudy

useless post + 1