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JUST LISTEN TO THEIR VOICES HE IS EVIIILLLL

HILARIOUS!

"Why didn't you use your superspeed to save me before he bit me?"

"I didn't, I drove my Volvo."

"You dick!"

HAHAHAHA! EDWARD YOU DICK!

Brilliant! :D

"...And they DANCED, and were PALE and GOOD LOOKING together FOR EVAR."

That should have been the actual last line of the book. The way you said "danced" was spectacular.

And you just made me realize ALL of those plotholes that should have been GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to me. Dear lord. *headdesk*

HAHHA

Bella's voice is messed up!!! small blind orphans!!!!!!!!!!!ahhahaa

So cash

Ah, holy shit that's funny.