I love the line ÿou're afraid of pigeons

A great game. The fact that you even had a button just to make the texts faster is better, I kind of always skipped those parts, but these texts were worth reading!

Can't really rate it higher due to the fact that I can't seem to actually play it. The only keys that work are Z and X. So it's bound to the first choice every time. No matter what buttons I press or what I try to do, I can't seem to change the choice. From what I saw though I enjoyed the humor and such so for the only two endings I could get, I enjoyed it.

Sequel! PLEASE!

By the way, I couldn't get "Your Pants Are on Fire" and "You Are the Chair", they don't get unlocked.

Got all the medals in 1 or 2 minutes. Short game but good! I laughed the fuck out of Courtney Cook's adventure! Nice game :b