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Response to: Game Posted July 13th, 2014 in Art

Give more details.

Response to: Guess Who's Back?! Posted July 13th, 2014 in Art

At 7/11/14 10:30 PM, theclassybutler wrote: Also, I whipped up a logo for her.

Your character name is Wilorbse?

Response to: Krinkles is dead! Posted July 13th, 2014 in General

At 7/13/14 10:36 PM, axlisbak wrote:
At 7/13/14 10:33 PM, STEM wrote: Let's all gather around the fire and make a list of reasons why bumping old threads is bad. Feel free to continue the list!

1) NG was distinctively bonkers in the early to mid 00's
3) Because retards like myself who don't pay attention to thread dates genuinely bump the thread even more

Well lets hope you learned your lesson for the future. And that goes for the rest of you lot as well.

Response to: Favorite Pirate Music? Posted July 10th, 2014 in General

The lack of Alestorm and Swashbuckle in this thread is appalling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53A4GyB96RI

Response to: Minecraft - NG Server Posted July 10th, 2014 in Video Games

At 7/9/14 12:47 AM, supra187 wrote: Man this server died out. Hopefully one of you can help me find nether wart.

I've got a farm full.

Response to: No save! Posted July 10th, 2014 in Where is / How to / Help!

What do you mean by "Save a game"?

If you are trying to save the .swf file itself I'm pretty sure thats not easily possible.

If you mean bookmarking the page that a game is on, it could be something to do with your browser not saving bookmarks.

If you mean having a save in a game itself, make sure you have cookies enabled in your browser, or try a different game.

Response to: NG users you miss Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

Everytime I mention someone it turns out they just changed their username and i never figured it out.

Moloko
Sanjay
Jamoke (get back here you dumb moulie)

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted July 8th, 2014 in Art

At 7/8/14 05:55 AM, Havegum wrote: So when I look around the internet I see master studies are being praised and recommended a lot.

I'm wondering if anyone here has experiences doing master studies, and if you could tell me how it's helpful for personal improvement?

Doesn't have to be a master study, just the act of copying a piece that is already done can be beneficial for getting you to try a style that isn't your usual. The masters help because you can actually research their actual technique and mimic that to learn methods you might not have known. They don't need to be shown because they are just copies, but doing enough of them is hugely useful for learning new styles and methods. Hell, I pretty much learned figure drawing from drawing Prudhon's stuff over and over. Worked better than any class for getting me used to that subject and style.

Response to: Potato Salad Kickstarter Posted July 8th, 2014 in General

The only potato salad worth giving a shit about.

Response to: NG accounts Posted July 5th, 2014 in General

At 7/5/14 09:58 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/5/14 09:55 AM, ornery wrote: Looks like that sig thing is a pretty accurate way of telling your number. I remember mine from back in the day when your url was a number not a name and it matches the sig number.
(130,434)
You need a new sig, m8.
It's too small, just like your penis.

Not all of us need to overcompensate. Some of us also make out own sigs. Not to mention my sig might even be older than you are.

Response to: A question to gay rights supporters Posted July 5th, 2014 in General

This big thing that people seem to forget are two key points. Consent (which animals and children cannot truly give) and not hurting anyone/thing (again animals and children aren't often mentally or physically prepared for it).

From a purely sexual standpoint there actually isn't anything truly wrong with incest as long as no offspring is produced (and there are even valid arguments that show that cousin and 2nd cousin offspring can be perfectly viable if not stronger than one between strangers, but that is a different argument). However, from an instinctual perspective you shouldn't feel that sort of attraction to a family member. And as far as allow legal incest marriage, I can see arguments against it being strange legal loopholes possibly. But seriously, don't fuck your sister.

As for the guy who mentioned all the strange fetish style stuff, necrophilia, mutilation etc... He forgot about the consent and not hurting anyone part. Dead bodies cant consent (and fucking one is a sure fire way to catch some wicked awful diseases). Even if the deceased consents in advance it wouldn't be consent at time of intercourse. This is a similar to someone saying they wouldn't mind having sex, and then deciding last minute or early into the horizontal tango that they don't want to dance. The dead cant prove consent at time of act or that it is consensual throughout. Ditto with animals.
Mutilation falls into the not hurting anyone. This probably wouldn't lead to the arrest of the person doing the hurting, assuming the one being hurt can prove its what they wanted (as long as it didn't become life threatening), but both parties might get put in the looney bin or at least subjected to some pretty intense psycho evaluation. Even the BDSM community has a motto "Clean Safe Consensual" or something like that. They may go to extremes for sexual pleasure, but it needs to meet those requirements.

Response to: NG accounts Posted July 5th, 2014 in General

Looks like that sig thing is a pretty accurate way of telling your number. I remember mine from back in the day when your url was a number not a name and it matches the sig number.
(130,434)

Response to: Epic 21st B-Days! Posted July 4th, 2014 in General

At 7/4/14 12:18 PM, Shapawick wrote: yo just realized, could a mod like, remove the picture or some thing?

Done it for ya birthday.

Response to: Minecraft - NG Server Posted July 4th, 2014 in Video Games

Who wants to figure out how to make a beast of a gold farm with me.

Response to: Is there any way to control ads? Posted June 25th, 2014 in Where is / How to / Help!

At 6/25/14 02:24 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: Is there any way without downloading? I also don't use Firefox, I use Safari. I have an older and slower computer, and most downloads are either too new or they take up too much space, so downloading won't work.

Knowing all that, no there is no other way to control ads using your machine and requirements.

Response to: Art: Questions?? and Answers!! Posted June 25th, 2014 in Art

At 6/24/14 06:05 PM, M-Maher wrote: she says everything 11 times better than I ever could.
At 6/24/14 06:55 PM, Tofelium wrote: Yes, yes she does

My giant heaving woman breasts and greasy fallopian tubes agree.

Response to: Weirdest thing at your job Posted June 24th, 2014 in General

I worked in a funeral home.

Daily dead people in various stages of rot. Use your imagination.

Response to: Scary scenes from childhood movies Posted June 23rd, 2014 in General

This fucking guy....

Scary scenes from childhood movies

Response to: Why do executions have to be humane Posted June 23rd, 2014 in General

Everyone likes to think that we need humane methods due to morals and blah blah blah. Really its because the more creative methods are fucking messy, and Janitor Jerry did nothing to you so why do you need to make his life suck.

Response to: Minecraft - NG Server Posted June 22nd, 2014 in Video Games

Hey @Oolaph, when was the last time you were on the server, because it looks like someone griefed the ever loving shit fuck out of your place.

Response to: Your reaction to this Posted June 22nd, 2014 in General

My mind would be blown and I would pinch myself to see if I was asleep. Then I would look around for the special effects crew that some how managed to do something only seen in the likes of movies such as Space Jam and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. How did the bring an animated character into the real world?

Response to: eieio? Posted June 22nd, 2014 in General

The original writer of the song was doing a sing along with Helen Keller.

Response to: Guess Who's Back?! Posted June 20th, 2014 in Art

At 6/20/14 09:19 PM, theclassybutler wrote: Someone... Please scout me... I would be forever grateful.

Don't ask to be scouted. And the portal already has more than enough generic junky hentai.

Response to: Beepony's Art Posted June 20th, 2014 in Art

Tell us about your process.

Response to: Help!!! M Bot Problem Posted June 19th, 2014 in Art

Seeing as you appear to be one of the glitched users its looks like the staff and mods might be trying to fix the glitch on your account. Just hang tight and hopefully it will get sorted out soon.

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted June 13th, 2014 in Art

At 6/13/14 03:00 PM, Seriousle wrote: having only ever had this problem once doing water colours in winter, really the only thing i think you can do, is 1 make sure you get is absolutly dry, so a heater/hairdryer/ hot/warm sunny day, 2nd keep it really well ventilated with a good flowing breeze. so outside would be ideal, but honestly, if you have mold on the paper, then there will come issues later in the pictures life rather than just now, as it would have compromised the life of your paper itself :(

if after airing it for a day or 2, making sure its bone dry, you still have the smell then you're honestly up shit creek.
the worst thing you can do atm is to wrap it up or place it in some plastic in a dark spot, thats going to royally fuck your paper if it is infact mold

Unfortunately the paper is about 7.5feet long and 4.5 feet tall so airing it out is a bit difficult, plus its been raining cats and dogs for the past 4 days here so drying it out is going to prove difficult. Luckily I dont see any actual mold on it (although it could be hiding in the colored parts). The ironic part, it was a drawing of a decrepit moldy room.

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted June 13th, 2014 in Art

Ended up having to take the drawing down and scrap it. Smell got too bad. Going to seal up and better protect my other large pieces as well so they dont meet the same fate.

Well there is a few months work gone unless i can find someway to deodorize it. I still have it in case that day ever comes but its wrapped up and hidden away for now.

Response to: Pure Breads Posted June 13th, 2014 in General

Best bread eh? I can't think of naan.

Pure Breads

Response to: General Conception: Alpha Blood 5 Posted June 12th, 2014 in Art

What in the high holy fuck are you going on about.

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted June 12th, 2014 in Art

At 6/12/14 04:54 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I would suppose you would treat it in the same way as a moldy book.
Put something with it to absorb moisture, like rice,
or put it with fabric softener sheets inside a sealed bag to absorb the smell.

Some of those methods would possibly work, if the paper wasnt 8 feet long...

I think I'll just crank through this drawing and get it done to get it out of the way. Like i said, I dont see any evidence of mildew other than a weird smell.