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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 23, 2003


At 7/23/03 03:28 AM, Denvish wrote:
At 7/23/03 02:24 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Stuff
Christ, you're a picky bugger, aren't you?

I think neither gfox nor I would be happy if we didn't have nits to pick and hairs to split ;)

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 23, 2003


At 7/23/03 09:49 AM, D0GMA wrote:
At 7/23/03 03:28 AM, Denvish wrote:
At 7/23/03 02:24 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Stuff
Christ, you're a picky bugger, aren't you?

Umm.... yep, pretty much. #;-}> Comes in handy as a former English major (now English B.A. holder) who wants to become a successful picky editor someday.

I think neither gfox nor I would be happy if we didn't have nits to pick and hairs to split ;)

Damn straight. I live to nitpick and hairsplit.

Let me guess, you like to MiSTie things too (a la Joel/Mike and the 'bots on MST3K, that is).


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a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/23/03 06:24 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Make up your mind as to which list you mean, in any event! #;-}>

Whatever. Indecision is the key to flexibility. =P

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 12:25 AM, biteme2514 wrote:
At 7/23/03 06:24 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Make up your mind as to which list you mean, in any event! #;-}>
Whatever. Indecision is the key to flexibility. =P

Ah yes, the power of indecision and apathy... more power to you.

You just seemed kinda down about "not being on the list anymore" and then down again about falling OFF the list once you're on vacation...

but neither is really true. So (aside from being superpickyanalmofo) I wanted to reassure you that you are still well listed, both in this thread, my thread, the actual top 50 list, and probably 10 other lists you <spooky voice> DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!!! MWAHAHAHAH! </spooky voice>

ayup. :::nods and goes back to the portal for ~48 more points till Elite Guard Captain:::


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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 01:28 AM, gfoxcook wrote: I wanted to reassure you that you are still well listed, both in this thread, my thread, the actual top 50 list, and probably 10 other lists you <spooky voice> DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!!! MWAHAHAHAH! </spooky voice>

I'm pretty sure I know about all the ones on Newgrounds. When you waste as much time on the forums as I do, you don't miss much. Oh, by the way, I just ranked up. I won't make a big deal of it here though. I want to wait to see it in the list update. Good luck ranking up though, and congratulations...

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 02:58 AM, biteme2514 wrote:
At 7/24/03 01:28 AM, gfoxcook wrote: I wanted to reassure you that you are still well listed, both in this thread, my thread, the actual top 50 list, and probably 10 other lists you <spooky voice> DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT!!! MWAHAHAHAH! </spooky voice>
I'm pretty sure I know about all the ones on Newgrounds. When you waste as much time on the forums as I do, you don't miss much.

There are hidden SECRET lists.

Oh, by the way, I just ranked up.

I noticed it on the top 50 b/p a couple hours ago. Congrats! Only 2 more people need to hit 6000 to get rid of Sergeant First Class from the top 50 forEVER.

I won't make a big deal of it here though. I want to wait to see it in the list update. Good luck ranking up though, and congratulations...

I'm sure you'll be getting two congrats today in the form of both D0GMA's update and my top 50 protects update (to be done later today when I rank up), so you shouldn't have to worry about barely missing out on a congrats like you did the last time you ranked up (just after I updated the list, remember? #;-}>).

As for me, though.... I'll be ranked up before I update my own list, but I fear I may miss the update in this thread. Unless D0GMA waits till the afternoon, that is....

:::waits and sees and tries to get 34 more points real quick:::


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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


A quick recap of our rank-ups this week among the Elite Guards (those since last update are bold):

Intelblow : Private
MoeReese : Private
Silvern : Private
moongod : Private First Class
TheShadowofLenin : Private First Class
Zodiac : Private First Class
alhill : Corporal
Impetus : Corporal
SteveZarebski : Corporal
courtday : Sergeant
Denvish : Sergeant First Class
biteme2514 : Master Sergeant
simply_forgotten (arrows_eleven) : Second Lieutenant
Bila : Captain
Crono- : Major
NemesisM66 : Colonel

None of my "expecteds" managed to make it to Private as yet. Hopefully they'll rank up over the weekend and we'll get some more new names on the list.

The following losers will be ... oh, um ... USERS, yeah, I meant users. Anyway ...

The following USERS will be unavailable for NG next week:

fixit 134.67/day
Crono- 109.67/day
TheJoe324 108.83/day
Denvish 98.50/day
Syme 94.67/day
D0GMA 94.00/day

They are having their computer chairs surgically removed from their buttocks.

New stat Average submissions per day since last update: 172.17 (1,033)

This list contains 194 of the 226 Elite Guards.
94 of 167 Police Captains are also being tracked off-list.
I have had a migraine for the last 4 hours and stuck it out just so I could post this for you. No, not you, you over there trying to look inconspicuous with the beer at 6am. Any corrections I need to make will have to wait until the guy with the jackhammer works his way out of my skull.
The current average of the #50 is 14.63/day.
Popularity ranks got fuxored this past recalc. If you can't wait until tomorrow for it to adjust correctly, subtract 153,890 from your listed popularity to get the actual value.
If life begins at conception, does that make a blowjob cannibalism?

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


Rank Total Gain Avg Name Change
1 30883 198 33.00 ramagi Unch
2 25922 101 16.83 ryohahn Unch
3 20923 808 134.67 fixit +1
4 20829 653 108.83 thejoe324 -1
5 18329 85 14.17 thisisasingin Unch
6 17613 186 31.00 nemesism66 Unch
7 15778 17 2.83 stormwarden Unch
8 14653 658 109.67 crono- Unch
9 13444 62 10.33 drmsm Unch
10 13244 192 32.00 recon_rebel +1
11 13108 10 1.67 poxpower -1
12 12624 153 25.50 bila Unch
13 12459 375 62.50 gfoxcook Unch
14 11446 47 7.83 helldoll81 Unch
15 10856 136 22.67 alexsmolik Unch
16 10520 11 1.83 haqnspitt Unch
17 10379 17 2.83 newgrundling Unch
18 10063 18 3.00 chaotic1 Unch
19 9875 38 6.33 mr_chuckles Unch
20 9809 333 55.50 simply_forgotten (arrows_eleven) +1
21 9664 27 4.50 heretik -1
22 9356 75 12.50 xkwizitone +1
23 9353 12 2.00 vuorimies -1
24 9135 184 30.67 captain_bob Unch
25 8896 16 2.67 nimmer Unch
26 8370 0 0.00 b33r53x Unch
27 8296 0 0.00 lordfril Unch
28 8281 65 10.83 staphita Unch
29 8258 140 23.33 ragevi Unch
30 7970 0 0.00 leeboy105 Unch
31 7883 564 94.00 d0gma +4
32 7765 0 0.00 kevr1 -1
33 7715 3 0.50 dark00stir-fry -1
34 7447 0 0.00 drimarki -1
35 7368 0 0.00 hice -1
36 7231 62 10.33 greenveinvince(yoink_the_destroyer) Unch
37 7106 3 0.50 darkjaymz Unch
38 7076 13 2.17 xwaynecoltx Unch
39 6949 0 0.00 _lightning_ Unch
40 6847 378 63.00 stafffighter +2
41 6751 36 6.00 innphernoe -1
42 6687 0 0.00 the_phantom_spancker -1
43 6413 0 0.00 cttcrew_l2edfox Unch
44 6282 0 0.00 skum001 Unch
45 6200 0 0.00 nostrant Unch
46 6078 0 0.00 ppk3000 Unch
47 6031 0 0.00 guinevir Unch
48 6008 225 37.50 biteme2514 +2
49 5949 24 4.00 mystboy -1
50 5852 0 0.00 mike277 -1

Rank Total Gain Avg Name Change
51 5753 23 3.83 gsx_boy Unch
52 5722 212 35.33 dl_monk +1
53 5606 6 1.00 format -1
54 5558 91 15.17 pingpong08 Unch
55 5467 8 1.33 _redrum_ Unch
56 5359 0 0.00 agent66 Unch
57 5318 180 30.00 importracer666 Unch
58 5111 0 0.00 cadji Unch
59 5107 591 98.50 denvish +8
60 5026 24 4.00 narcissus -1
61 4962 108 18.00 toocool100 +1
62 4940 568 94.67 syme +8
63 4908 27 4.50 evil-c -2
64 4900 3 0.50 fr0gt0e -4
65 4845 0 0.00 violet-aim -2
66 4799 52 8.67 bigmanbrainy -2
67 4765 21 3.50 liquidz2k -2
69 4548 196 32.67 x-death619 +2
70 4544 163 27.17 hernethehunter -1
71 4451 0 0.00 keyser_soze -3
72 4339 0 0.00 tezzza Unch
73 4319 0 0.00 Rogermcallen Unch
74 4253 0 0.00 uncle_dave Unch
75 4195 69 11.50 overtired +1
76 4134 0 0.00 pratt -1
77 4123 113 18.83 bmxgamer Unch
78 3977 26 4.33 lordalmar Unch
79 3927 85 14.17 ahz/wanker_ +4
80 3915 68 11.33 wismty +1
81 3892 22 3.67 drwily -2
82 3860 0 0.00 the_flash_punisher -2
83 3851 5 0.83 crow_clock -1
84 3809 170 28.33 speedypac +5
85 3737 29 4.83 fourdaddy Unch
86 3726 7 1.17 kwas71kck -2
87 3697 1 0.17 tayv -1
88 3665 19 3.17 mi4_real_2001 Unch
89 3653 0 0.00 rezgwu -2
90 3638 197 32.83 mewt (patipat) +4
91 3575 30 5.00 und Unch
92 3560 15 2.50 dude666 -1
93 3539 3 0.50 sizzler -1
94 3480 NEW NEW courtday NEW
95 3479 1 0.17 kornfreaker -2
96 3433 121 20.17 billyschwaggles +2
97 3357 5 0.83 manekineko -2
99 3320 2 0.33 _blackdragon_ -2
100 3314 NEW NEW eefoofthebeefboof NEW

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


Rank Total Gain Avg Name Change
101 3287 4 0.67 randomfreak -1
103 3252 16 2.67 dafreak_b_ +2
105 3238 0 0.00 the_freq -2
106 3238 0 0.00 soccerdude2002 -2
107 3154 0 0.00 leoneski -1
108 3114 1 0.17 symbiont2 -1
109 3100 0 0.00 pimpmasterkdog -1
111 2966 128 21.33 merc_insanity +4
113 2932 2 0.33 junon -2
114 2923 294 49.00 dustynickel +10
115 2886 0 0.00 tamarat69r -2
116 2881 243 40.50 -pzy- +7
118 2805 77 12.83 macavity -1
119 2780 386 64.33 impetus +16
120 2773 0 0.00 dude4u -4
121 2730 73 12.17 taishospire -1
122 2688 10 1.67 mercy_killer -3
123 2687 2 0.33 semyaza -5
124 2651 8 1.33 jazz_mazter -3
125 2645 3 0.50 darkmatterclock -3
126 2625 102 17.00 kanenite +3
127 2608 54 9.00 eliempee -1
128 2607 85 14.17 meilipuolimieli +2
129 2570 0 0.00 gozzy +4
130 2561 11 1.83 house_of_leaves -3
131 2544 0 0.00 brgiad -3
132 2515 41 6.83 stevezarebski -1
133 2514 144 24.00 alhill +4
134 2473 16 2.67 compdude -1
136 2446 4 0.67 danthi -2
137 2394 15 2.50 matrixguy200 -1
139 2348 12 2.00 redplumclock Unch
140 2300 2 0.33 z3n Unch
141 2288 0 0.00 grencia Unch
142 2282 NEW NEW calx NEW
144 2265 0 0.00 djs3 Unch
145 2262 46 7.67 bahamutreborn +3
146 2258 54 9.00 rabindarath +5
148 2233 17 2.83 Admiraldugalle -1
149 2231 18 3.00 afterburner Unch

Rank Total Gain Avg Name Change
151 2215 6 1.00 slothborn -1
152 2209 30 5.00 goukix +1
154 2183 5 0.83 red_faction Unch
156 2139 163 27.17 zodiac +12
157 2136 4 0.67 jockstrapjake -1
158 2127 12 2.00 transformers Unch
159 2126 1 0.17 frimpzilla -2
160 2120 23 3.83 mercurius -1
161 2107 56 9.33 -silentshadow-(phuckyuu) +2
162 2082 0 0.00 sixteen97 -2
163 2079 0 0.00 joeiscooler -2
164 2056 35 5.83 the_mutly_from_hell Unch
165 2055 3 0.50 ixijoeyixi (seandillon) -3
166 2011 131 21.83 theshadowoflenin +8
168 2000 NEW NEW moongod NEW
169 1988 0 0.00 anthony_john5 -3
171 1974 1 0.17 mr_y -2
173 1966 81 13.50 mr_james Unch
174 1920 14 2.33 lord_kobel -2
175 1874 6 1.00 insomnia Unch
176 1868 132 22.00 the_raven +10
177 1859 0 0.00 aiwendil -1
179 1846 38 6.33 wiseguy316 +2
180 1832 158 26.33 bws +14
181 1827 2 0.33 bloodthorne -3
182 1821 8 1.33 zicdeh -2
183 1813 27 4.50 all_seeing_eye Unch
186 1768 4 0.67 avocadoclock -1
187 1766 0 0.00 endymion -3
188 1727 NEW NEW gamejunkie NEW
190 1715 0 0.00 parasoul -2
191 1707 8 1.33 rossi_corona (top_gun) Unch
192 1701 0 0.00 postal_d -2
193 1697 0 0.00 froggystomper -1
194 1696 26 4.33 rvyn +2
196 1685 14 2.33 crack_smoker +1
197 1684 112 18.67 fokkerscourge +15
198 1672 0 0.00 spaceballs28 -3
199 1665 9 1.50 telal -1
200 1662 15 2.50 misterx2000 +1

Rank Total Gain Avg Name Change
201 1660 13 2.17 archwimil -1
203 1628 0 0.00 ryu12 -1
204 1626 0 0.00 ian_the_archer -1
205 1621 0 0.00 praxis -1
208 1601 0 0.00 _duffman_ -1
209 1598 0 0.00 zio_shirai -1
210 1589 0 0.00 boodestroyer -1
211 1584 0 0.00 seikensamurai -1
212 1579 0 0.00 serval -1
215 1564 0 0.00 theredteam Unch
216 1564 NEW NEW Intelblow NEW
217 1559 0 0.00 tritochfan2 -1
218 1551 NEW NEW silvern NEW
219 1538 26 4.33 chromius +4
222 1525 0 0.00 jsonicc -3
226 1514 NEW NEW moereese NEW

Please keep in mind that the Gain and Averages are based on 6 days this week.
Users listed in italics have earned 0 BPs for at least 30 consecutive days.

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 06:27 AM, D0GMA wrote: biteme2514 : Master Sergeant
simply_forgotten (arrows_eleven) : Second Lieutenant
Bila : Captain
Crono- : Major
NemesisM66 : Colonel

CURSES!!! CURSES!!!

:::falls to knees and sobs:::

missed it by a few hours. (sigh)


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a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


fixit 134.67/day
Crono- 109.67/day
TheJoe324 108.83/day
Denvish 98.50/day
Syme 94.67/day
D0GMA 94.00/day

Wow...Damn robot Maybe someone should unplug Fixit :D.I didnt think my average was gonna be all that high this week since i missed alot of points 2 days ago :(.

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 06:29 AM, D0GMA wrote: Rank Total Gain Avg Name Change
44 6282 0 0.00 skum001 Unch
45 6200 0 0.00 nostrant Unch
46 6078 0 0.00 ppk3000 Unch
47 6031 0 0.00 guinevir Unch
48 6008 225 37.50 biteme2514 +2

Awesome. There's just a whole block of people here who haven't moved in at least a month. Looks like I'll be moving up a few more spots on that list before hitting a brick wall with all the people who get, like, 120 blam/protect points a day. Oh well, at least I ranked up... Hehehe...

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 06:29 AM, D0GMA wrote: 79 3927 85 14.17 ahz/wanker_ +4
80 3915 68 11.33 wismty +1
81 3892 22 3.67 drwily -2
82 3860 0 0.00 the_flash_punisher -2

WTF?, How can I get +1 and drop a rank? :P


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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 06:39 AM, gfoxcook wrote: CURSES!!! CURSES!!!

Well, had I held off you and Syme would have been on the list. Wait an extra day and I'd have made it too lol

:At 7/24/03 06:41 AM Crono- wrote:

Wow...Damn robot Maybe someone should unplug Fixit :D.I didnt think my average was gonna be all that high this week since i missed alot of points 2 days ago :(.

Heh, I missed two whole days between being gone this weekend and the damned blackout. If I only went with the time in which I physically could vote, mine would have been 141.00/day. ~shrug~ It all works out in the end. fixit may simply have the summer free to hibernate on the computer and is prepping for the slowdown he'll experience come fall. We'll have to wait and see.

biteme, go read my post in gfox' thread. I can't be bothered to C&P it here lol

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 07:30 PM, D0GMA wrote: fixit may simply have the summer free to hibernate on the computer and is prepping for the slowdown he'll experience come fall.

Come on... we all know he's a robot, times when he doesn't get any points, he's recharging.


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 07:36 PM, TheJoe324 wrote: Come on... we all know he's a robot, times when he doesn't get any points, he's recharging.

Indeed he is....we have thoroughly tested this theory. Now if we can just find where he is...


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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 11:12 PM, Captain_Bob wrote: Indeed he is....we have thoroughly tested this theory. Now if we can just find where he is...

We must find him... AND UNPLUG HIM!!!! ITS THE ONLY WAY!!!!


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 24, 2003


At 7/24/03 11:36 PM, TheJoe324 wrote:
At 7/24/03 11:12 PM, Captain_Bob wrote: Indeed he is....we have thoroughly tested this theory. Now if we can just find where he is...
We must find him... AND UNPLUG HIM!!!! ITS THE ONLY WAY!!!!

Well that's one way for somebody to gain back the number 3 spot. We all feel your pain my son.


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Chaos, panic and disorder; my work here is done.

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/24/03 07:30 PM, D0GMA wrote:
At 7/24/03 06:39 AM, gfoxcook wrote: CURSES!!! CURSES!!!
Well, had I held off you and Syme would have been on the list. Wait an extra day and I'd have made it too lol

I didn't need an extra day, I just needed 5 bloody hours. #;-}>

At 7/24/03 06:41 AM Crono- wrote:
Wow...Damn robot Maybe someone should unplug Fixit :D.I didnt think my average was gonna be all that high this week since i missed alot of points 2 days ago :(.
Heh, I missed two whole days between being gone this weekend and the damned blackout. If I only went with the time in which I physically could vote, mine would have been 141.00/day. ~shrug~ It all works out in the end. fixit may simply have the summer free to hibernate on the computer and is prepping for the slowdown he'll experience come fall. We'll have to wait and see.

Nah, I agree with TheJoe, he's a robot. Hell, just look at his name. "fixit." That's prolly what he says to the engineer who developed him whenever he breaks down and can't blam or save anymore.

biteme, go read my post in gfox' thread. I can't be bothered to C&P it here lol

Laziness is sometimes useful, as pasting it here would have been highly redundant. :::nods:::


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a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/25/03 04:08 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Nah, I agree with TheJoe, he's a robot. Hell, just look at his name. "fixit." That's prolly what he says to the engineer who developed him whenever he breaks down and can't blam or save anymore.

2 reviews available

BBS Posts: 5 in total (0.008 per day)

See... he's only programmed to vote, he's not programmed to respond to posts, or write reviews. For someone that is on as much as him... When there are no movies submitted for an hour (it happens sometimes) you'd think he would do SOMETHING on NG not voting-related.


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/25/03 04:19 AM, TheJoe324 wrote:
At 7/25/03 04:08 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Nah, I agree with TheJoe, he's a robot. Hell, just look at his name. "fixit." That's prolly what he says to the engineer who developed him whenever he breaks down and can't blam or save anymore.
2 reviews available

BBS Posts: 5 in total (0.008 per day)

See... he's only programmed to vote, he's not programmed to respond to posts, or write reviews. For someone that is on as much as him... When there are no movies submitted for an hour (it happens sometimes) you'd think he would do SOMETHING on NG not voting-related.

He probably plays an internal game of chess with himself while awaiting new portal entries.

Or defrags himself.

... That sounded dirtier than I meant it to...

I wish he was programmed to make entertaining but random reviews on EVERY ENTRY (he'd take the record from XwaynecoltX or whoever it is that has the record right now) in no time, PLUS we'd have funny things to read from him. Sorta like MegaHAL output, if you've ever played around with a MegaHAL.


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a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/25/03 04:57 AM, gfoxcook wrote: I wish he was programmed to make entertaining but random reviews on EVERY ENTRY (he'd take the record from XwaynecoltX or whoever it is that has the record right now) in no time, PLUS we'd have funny things to read from him. Sorta like MegaHAL output, if you've ever played around with a MegaHAL.

Hehe, yes, I was asked to convert MegaHAL to vB one time, so I played with him (although he was called Toby) for a while. Reviews from him would be a refreshing change from the usual... "DIE! YOU SUCK!!! WHY DID YOU BOTHER YOU GAY!!!" reviews.
Oh btw, no, I didn't manage to convert him to vB.


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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/25/03 07:29 PM, Denvish wrote:
At 7/25/03 04:57 AM, gfoxcook wrote: I wish he was programmed to make entertaining but random reviews on EVERY ENTRY (he'd take the record from XwaynecoltX or whoever it is that has the record right now) in no time, PLUS we'd have funny things to read from him. Sorta like MegaHAL output, if you've ever played around with a MegaHAL.
Hehe, yes, I was asked to convert MegaHAL to vB one time, so I played with him (although he was called Toby) for a while. Reviews from him would be a refreshing change from the usual... "DIE! YOU SUCK!!! WHY DID YOU BOTHER YOU GAY!!!" reviews.
Oh btw, no, I didn't manage to convert him to vB.

Aw Shucks.

Back in 99-00ish, I was part of a newsgroup, and myself and another guy would go around in AIM as "MegaHAL" and MegaHAL the heck out of our friends. Ah, good times. Here, let me emulate a review for Defend Your Castle from MegaHAL, if fixit were to actually be programmed to do this:

STICKS ARE NOT FLASH BUT A STICK IN THE EYE CAN BE A GOOD THING. DO NOT TRY TO BEAT THE BIG STICK WITH THE MOUSE, FOR A WIZARD IS MUCH BETTER. BOLOGNA WILL DEFEAT THE REST, AND YOUR QUEST IS OVER WHEN YOU WAKE UP THE MONKEY'S SPIRIT. ENJOY MY ASS.


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a long, long time ago: 60000 b/p (#2) // 36000 blams (#3) // 24000 saves (#1)

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/25/03 09:13 PM, gfoxcook wrote: STICKS ARE NOT FLASH BUT A STICK IN THE EYE CAN BE A GOOD THING. DO NOT TRY TO BEAT THE BIG STICK WITH THE MOUSE, FOR A WIZARD IS MUCH BETTER. BOLOGNA WILL DEFEAT THE REST, AND YOUR QUEST IS OVER WHEN YOU WAKE UP THE MONKEY'S SPIRIT. ENJOY MY ASS.

Wow... thats like... the exact same way I think... maybe I'm a robot..


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 25, 2003


At 7/25/03 09:20 PM, TheJoe324 wrote:
At 7/25/03 09:13 PM, gfoxcook wrote: STICKS ARE NOT FLASH BUT A STICK IN THE EYE CAN BE A GOOD THING. DO NOT TRY TO BEAT THE BIG STICK WITH THE MOUSE, FOR A WIZARD IS MUCH BETTER. BOLOGNA WILL DEFEAT THE REST, AND YOUR QUEST IS OVER WHEN YOU WAKE UP THE MONKEY'S SPIRIT. ENJOY MY ASS.
Wow... thats like... the exact same way I think... maybe I'm a robot..

Heh... maybe so, maybe so... well, either that, or an AI-emulation program, I suppose. #;-}>


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Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 26, 2003


First off, congratulations to those who went up ranks since the Weekly Update:

cerberus187 and messiahx moved up to my Captains "watch" list

Mr_James : Private First Class
dustynickel : Sergeant
merc_insanity : Sergeant
-PZY- : Sergeant
Syme : Sergeant First Class

From the top 50:

D0GMA : Praporshchickelgrueber
gfoxcook : Captain

Just in case you didn't notice, someone has been twiddling with the cryogenics controls. the_phantom_spancker ended up waking up and has rejoined the active voters. One of his first posts since returning was to demand coffee ... man after my own heart ;)

The Captains I expected have slacked off quite a bit. TimScheff should be joining the Elite Guard later today, but the rest seem to have gone AWOL (maybe the venting from spancker's chamber got them?).

Users in italics have earned zero BPs for at least 30 consecutive days

Rank Total Name Change
51 5786 dl_monk +1
52 5757 gsx_boy -1
53 5606 format Unch
54 5571 pingpong08 Unch
55 5467 _redrum_ Unch
56 5405 importracer666 +1
57 5359 agent66 -1
58 5291 denvish +1
59 5111 cadji -1
60 1014 syme +2
61 5036 narcissus -1
62 4994 toocool100 -1
63 4912 evil-c Unch
64 4900 fr0gt0e Unch
65 4845 violet-aim Unch
66 4799 bigmanbrainy Unch
67 4768 liquidz2k Unch
69 4637 x-death619 Unch
70 4544 hernethehunter Unch
71 4451 keyser_soze Unch
72 4339 tezzza Unch
73 4319 Rogermcallen Unch
74 4253 uncle_dave Unch
75 4207 overtired Unch
76 4183 bmxgamer +1
77 4134 pratt -1
78 3981 lordalmar Unch
79 3968 wismty +1
80 3943 ahz/wanker_ -1
81 3902 drwily Unch
82 3860 the_flash_punisher Unch
83 3854 crow_clock Unch
84 3819 speedypac Unch
85 3745 fourdaddy Unch
86 3727 kwas71kck Unch
87 3714 mewt (patipat) +3
88 3699 tayv -1
89 3673 mi4_real_2001 -1
90 3653 rezgwu -1
91 3643 courtday +3
92 3581 und -1
93 3560 dude666 -1
94 3539 sizzler -1
95 3491 billyschwaggles +1
96 3480 kornfreaker -1
97 3358 manekineko Unch
98 3324 _blackdragon_ +1
100 3320 eefoofthebeefboof Unch

Rank Total Name Change
101 3289 randomfreak Unch
103 3254 dafreak_b_ Unch
105 3238 the_freq Unch
106 3238 soccerdude2002 Unch
107 3154 leoneski Unch
108 3114 symbiont2 Unch
109 3100 pimpmasterkdog Unch
110 3022 -pzy- +7
111 3019 merc_insanity Unch
113 3003 dustynickel +1
115 2941 junon -2
116 2886 tamarat69r -1
117 2886 impetus +2
119 2820 macavity -1
120 2773 dude4u Unch
121 2771 taishospire Unch
122 2743 meilipuolimieli +6
123 2692 mercy_killer -1
124 2692 semyaza -1
125 2684 kanenite +1
126 2659 jazz_mazter -2
127 2645 darkmatterclock -2
128 2635 eliempee -1
129 2570 gozzy Unch
130 2563 house_of_leaves Unch
131 2544 stevezarebski +1
132 2544 brgiad -1
133 2531 alhill Unch
134 2488 compdude Unch
136 2446 danthi Unch
137 2396 matrixguy200 Unch
139 2351 redplumclock Unch
140 2306 z3n Unch
141 2288 grencia Unch
142 2283 calx Unch
144 2278 bahamutreborn +1
145 2266 djs3 -1
146 2264 rabindarath Unch
148 2234 Admiraldugalle Unch
149 2234 afterburner Unch

Rank Total Name Change
151 2215 slothborn Unch
152 2215 goukix Unch
154 2199 zodiac +2
155 2187 red_faction -1
156 2148 -silentshadow- +5
158 2136 jockstrapjake -1
159 2133 transformers -1
160 2126 frimpzilla -1
161 2121 mercurius -1
162 2082 joeiscooler +1
163 2082 sixteen97 -1
164 2060 the_mutly_from_hell Unch
165 2057 ixijoeyixi (seandillon) Unch
166 2013 theshadowoflenin Unch
167 2009 moongod +1
168 2005 mr_james +5
170 1988 anthony_john5 -1
172 1974 mr_y -1
174 1929 lord_kobel Unch
175 1886 wiseguy316 +4
176 1881 the_raven Unch
177 1877 insomnia -2
178 1859 aiwendil -1
180 1850 all_seeing_eye +3
181 1838 bws -1
182 1827 bloodthorne -1
183 1821 zicdeh -1
186 1769 avocadoclock Unch
187 1766 endymion Unch
188 1737 fokker_scourge +9
189 1728 gamejunkie -1
191 1715 parasoul -1
192 1707 rossi_corona (top_gun) -1
193 1702 rvyn +1
194 1701 postal_d -2
195 1697 froggystomper -2
197 1685 crack_smoker -1
198 1673 misterx2000 +2
199 1672 spaceballs28 -1
200 1665 archwimil +1

Rank Total Name Change
201 1665 telal -2
203 1628 ryu12 Unch
204 1626 ian_the_archer Unch
205 1621 praxis Unch
208 1604 Angry_Arab(_duffman) Unch
209 1598 zio_shirai Unch
210 1589 boodestroyer Unch
211 1585 Intelblow +5
212 1584 seikensamurai -1
213 1579 serval -1
216 1567 silvern +2
217 1564 theredteam -2
218 1559 tritochfan2 -1
219 1541 chromius Unch
222 1525 jsonicc -3
223 1523 moereese +3

Big gains:

Fokker_Scourge +9
-PZY- +7
MielipuoliMieli +6
Intelblow +5
Mr_James +5
-SilentShadow- +5

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 26, 2003


At 7/26/03 05:20 AM, D0GMA wrote: 60 1014 syme +2

Not quite sure WTF that was about. It should have read

60 5104 syme +2

Scanned the rest and they seem to be accurate.

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 26, 2003


A bit further down, I passed 600 b/p points yesterday - can't tell you the exact rank (the rank update seemed a bit sketchy yesterday and didn't seem to work - so two days' worth of blams jumped me about 70 places) but there's less than 800 people with >600 points. Well, I'm ranked 774 with only 604 points. And I finally got my voting power in the sixes. Hooray for me :-)

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 26, 2003


Police Lieutenant ranks currently run from 396 to ~1100.

Response to B/P ranks 51+ Jul 26, 2003


At 7/26/03 06:10 AM, D0GMA wrote: Police Lieutenant ranks currently run from 396 to ~1100.

Haha, another way of putting it is, its going to be a while before your on the list. Things will got more rough as you go further down the ladder , from what I experience.


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