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Response to: Shower Urine Posted January 24th, 2023 in General

At 1/24/23 10:17 AM, Yanclae wrote:i listen to this woman denise on youtube all the time /watersignwater, and she said in her dream when she wanted to use the bathroom, instead of male or female or men and women, the two doors were marked "men" and "men only".

Oh yes, denise, we all know exactly who that is. I love her ASMR tinkling videos.

i honestly do not have an answer regarding resource conservation. with pig factories, a lot of people would say it is bad how much pollution theyve created. the pollution happens when the pens are unsanitary, and they pee onto the poo, causing a small percentage of the poo to vaporize each time and well it adds up. but then someone trained the pigs to piss onto a target above drain pipes that were located 18" from the pens, so that the pee and poo were separated, and then the pig pee and poo became valuable commodities.

But are human buildings any better than pig factories? Peeing and pooing into the same toilet, all that splashing and aerosolization of fetid water. So many tiny air borne particles of waste floating in the air. Maybe it would be better if we put the humans in the pig pens, and the pigs in the offices and factories?

but then i thought, are pigs better than humans?!? because humans still poop and then pee into theur poo, causing the same aerosolation effect that we would say is the cause of industrial pollution in the pig factory. how can we complain so much about pigs, but when pigs learn a better way, we are so ignorant so as to no apply those lessons unto ourselves?!?

yes, many people are dumber than pigs and should be replaced by pigs in their family roles and jobs. I think I would have come out much better if I'd been raised by pigs than my actual parents, who are objectively fatter and nastier than most pigs.

it is not just that people pee on their poo, but also the disgusting flushing effect that concerns me, where a small percentage of the poo aerosolates via the agitation, boreolis effect, et cetera. i have been living this way my whole life until i bought a cheap foreclosed property and installed a drain pipe directly from the side of my house into a secondary septic basin. one of the advantages of being male. it is such a relief to have something like that where i do not need to worry about this slight aerosolisation, or the gallons per flush, or the cost per flush.

Peeing on natural grass and tree roots minimalizes splashing of contaminated human waste and helps catalyze the sewage into useful nitrogen compounds like ammonium nitrate. Do you have any plans to bring your organic nitrates to market? Unsecure ammonium nitrate has many industrial uses.

i know it sounds a little gross, but honestly i feel that we should reassess these old habits and try to find a better standard of living. or maybe we are going back to the dark ages.

yes. We are clearly returning to the dark ages by using indoor plumbing.

if you are saying that my urine can kill foot fungus, being somewhat paranoid and desperate, i am tempted to take a footbath in it. but i am also hesitant. i mean because my urine is always a different concentration of ammonia, urea, and i think i am peeing out polysaccharide, extra fat, et cetera. if i was going to use urine as an antifungal product, i would want to refine it or at least filter it, and call me superstitious but i try not to let it splash on my hands.

Consider boiling or better yet, fermenting the urine to purify it of unstable biological chemicals. Urea breaks down into ammonia, a powerful cleaning agent.

when i go to the store, all i hear from the chlorox people is this "kills bacteria and virus". not good enough. the medical world seems to be in a fog about fighting off colds, when the rotten buildings, you see if you are a landlord and give 30 days notice, then some contemptuous people will use that opportunity to yes let the trash pile up and smear their shit onto the walls. and idk it has been going on for so long. the overprotective mayors are forced into a conundrum that they must renovate the property, but when they hire contractors to gut a building like that, theyll strip it bare to the damp wooden interiors, knock the buildings windows out, and then what?!? in trying to remediate the property, theyve created a giant fumigation bomb for the rest of the neighborhood, and beyond! what a nightmare! i sometimes wish i had lived in a nice dry shack with only as much resource as necessary.

Disease riddled urban dwellings are a source of much contagion. We would all be better off living in un fired mud brick dwellings where the natural biome can digest our waste products and mold spores.

anyway pissing in a nice steamy shower, sure fine, but consider the slight aerosolation effect, and wait until your turds turn into tight little nuggets before you poo, or at least a sealed strand, because they are less dangerous.

I never poop until my turds are like fine gravel.

Response to: Smoking is cool and you should do it Posted January 24th, 2023 in General

A healthy layer of tar protects the lungs from toxic chemicals.

Response to: Shower Urine Posted January 24th, 2023 in General

At 1/24/23 08:56 AM, Maltos wrote:I know its taboo but

I'm sure tons of people do it

and is always more fun with a friend

It also helps kill foot fungus.

Urine contains many useful nitrogen compounds.

Response to: Are you okay? Posted January 24th, 2023 in General

At 1/23/23 08:57 PM, Teddynotes wrote:
At 1/23/23 08:45 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 1/21/23 07:23 PM, Teddynotes wrote:It's because I moved onto banging dads and got PTSD from it.
The bangs are great, especially when I pin the old guy against a wall.
It's how randomly their balls touch my ankles. That's the problem. I thought it was just a myth. Moobs are great handles but them balls need to be tied to their leg or something.

The trick is to sling their balls over their shoulder like a continental soldier if their balls hang low. If their balls hang low, they'll wobble to and fro, they might hit you in the ankle or graze by your elbow. You can also tie them in a knot, or even in a bow if their balls hang low.

Holy shit. I can just hang them from the ceiling. It's a built in swing as long as you got the rings installed. I'll save money for other toys and they can't rscape.

Life finds a way.

At 1/23/23 10:44 PM, vonschloss wrote:
At 1/20/23 01:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:You haven't posted the word "penis" today.
You always post "penis."
Did you remember to touch yourself last night?
You haven't told anyone you banged their mom in game chat.
You always brag about banging people's moms in game chat.
It's okay if you want to talk.
I'm not going to judge you.

I dunno man, been hard lately.
Haven't had the time to enjoy some penis

How about ass?

Ass has become very popular with people your age.

Just the other day I saw your old friend poasting about ass. He also mentioned shit.

You don't have to be into shit to like ass, though.

It's even okay to still like tits. I know they're out of style, but back in my day, we would poast (_o_)Y(_o_) all the time.

At 1/24/23 03:26 AM, ZtrukRuhtra wrote:
At 1/20/23 01:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:You haven't posted the word "penis" today.
You always post "penis."
Did you remember to touch yourself last night?
You haven't told anyone you banged their mom in game chat.
You always brag about banging people's moms in game chat.
It's okay if you want to talk.
I'm not going to judge you.

THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY....THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE...MY LIFE JUST CAN'T BE THE SAME AT ALL!!!

Frogs don't have external genitalia. Since that makes them all technically non-binary, all frog sex is gay.

It's okay for the frogs to be gay.

You don't need to worry about whether the frogs are gay unless you're trying to have sex with them.

Are you into frogs? I won't judge you.

Lots of people are into anthropomorphism these days. If anime enjoyers can want a relationship with a six thousand year old dragon that just happens to normally look like a 12 year old girl in human form, you can like frogs.

Maybe one day you'll meet a nice frog person you can TK in CoD.

Response to: Are you okay? Posted January 23rd, 2023 in General

At 1/21/23 07:23 PM, Teddynotes wrote:It's because I moved onto banging dads and got PTSD from it.
The bangs are great, especially when I pin the old guy against a wall.
It's how randomly their balls touch my ankles. That's the problem. I thought it was just a myth. Moobs are great handles but them balls need to be tied to their leg or something.

The trick is to sling their balls over their shoulder like a continental soldier if their balls hang low. If their balls hang low, they'll wobble to and fro, they might hit you in the ankle or graze by your elbow. You can also tie them in a knot, or even in a bow if their balls hang low.

Response to: Are you okay? Posted January 21st, 2023 in General

At 1/20/23 06:45 PM, DaHorniAccount wrote:
At 1/20/23 01:11 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:You haven't posted the word "penis" today.
You always post "penis."
Did you remember to touch yourself last night?
You haven't told anyone you banged their mom in game chat.
You always brag about banging people's moms in game chat.
It's okay if you want to talk.
I'm not going to judge you.

Thanks for checking on me babe, it's good to know that I have somebody in my life that cares.

Your horniposts are valid, and the people posting bonk doggo on them are just bullies.

Are you okay? Posted January 20th, 2023 in General

You haven't posted the word "penis" today.

You always post "penis."

Did you remember to touch yourself last night?

You haven't told anyone you banged their mom in game chat.

You always brag about banging people's moms in game chat.

It's okay if you want to talk.

I'm not going to judge you.