All the scrubs that need to gitgud complaining in the comments calling the game bugged when they just don't realize how to control this physics based game.

After a few failings doing it the right way with the giant, I just started delivering any weapon to any soldier, and fiinally beated the giant

takes a few rounds to get the hang of it but after that its fun

things i actually screamed, "LET ME GRAB THE STICK" "WHY DO YOU CARE YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY"

Want a Old English translation?